Unlike it's portrayal in film and tv, sex is not perfect, people screw up and it's hallarious.
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Most funny thing to happen to you during sex:
Unlike it's portrayal in film and tv, sex is not perfect, people screw up and it's hallarious.
Everyone's got a story :wink:
Please share
I think getting kicked in the nutsack whilst changing position rates highly... more of a shock to her that she'd done it... didn't even hurt, but laugh I did... of course, needless to say (being the deviant I am) we did carry on afterwards :wink: heh heh
Also, a highly rated fun time experience: post intercourse: who can get away with the least cum on them :wink: heh heh heh ... even when she's on top I can get away better sometimes :wink: I had to laugh when she figured out I was escaping :wink: lol
hmmm...face + foot...
Who's face/foot? yours? cuz that's awful stretchy heh heh, do enlighten us ... otherwise I might hafta call you Miss. Stretch Armstrong from now on heh heh
lol!!my foot right square in his face. although, a few times i almost bent far enough to do it to myself
we were in a horse trailer shower (simular to a RV shower)and i kept hitting my arms and elbo. I was fustrated and she was alughing at my faces i made when i bumped somthing. I started laughing when she was laughing and it acually turned out pretty fun cramped in that little shower. I have fell off the bed. that really had nothgint o do with sex tho. i was just acting silly and making her laugh and not paying attetion and fell off. I pulled her down on me when she peeked over to see if i was ok. that's when it ...yea. fun times @ ash, your foot in face post reminded me of the other weekend at the water park. it wasn't nothing sexual..( ) I was hanging on the front of her float and she was sitting in the tub hole. I kept picking at her (ok i was playing with her butt under water) and she stuck her foot in my face. Then i put her toes in my mouth. when she did her girly Squeak at me to stop ..she ran over me with her float. When I came out from under her, her face was hilarious.
LOL caleb!!! ohh the images... haha
Well I, somehow, got my leg stuck under a water bed mattress... had to take part of the bed off to get it out. It actually kinda hurt but I didn't notice it till... after. :wink:
It was one of those old fashion water beds with the hard wood sides.
Me and my boyfriend were "home alone" so we started to fool around and all that fun stuff. So I'm ready to blow him then we heard a boom. He jumped up, I got an erect penis head in my eye. It wouldn't stop watering for like an hour. Plus it popped out my contact, not a good day lol.Then another time I was ontop of him like a cowgirl going crazy boucing forcefully. CRACK CRACK BOOM!! The head board fell off and it also supports the top part of the bed because it only has two legs and the head board is the other top legs. Yeah the bed was like a giant slide. So we told his parents that we were wrestling and he threw me and the bed collapsed.
hah hah hah, that's awesome! ... I don't think I've ever broken anything during before, but, the bed does creek a lot sometimes!!!! heh heh, and my other bed (at my work place) is a metal springy thing, and it makes some crazy noises!!! lol
I didn't realise your job with the Air Force involved so much, er, bed work.
hah hah hah, I even have a blow up bed for when I'm on nights... but shhhh, that's top secret
There's a whole movie plot in this, I'm sure. Perhaps "Carry On Flying", or something like that.
I too have had the bed break on us but it had panels so we could fix it. The most most most embarrassing thing to ever happen durign sex was my boyfirend farting, then I laughed so hard that I farted louder then him. LMAO it was then after that I became truelly comefortable with him and ever since then he seems to be much more comfortable with me as he farts ALL the time now and asks will I join him! He is like an animal seriously!!
Well...this to me is gross but my boyfriend pulled out of me missionary style to switch position and I queefed really really loud. He thought I farted which I kept telling him it was just a queef....yea not very pleasant in the midst of a sensual love-making. We both ended up rolling over and laughing because...how else to break the tension you know...thats embarassing
Missionary style.. I was all happily lay there, having great sex.. suddenly a cat face appears over my guys shoulder - it had jumped on to his back to get a piece of the action I couldn't stop laughing. I don't think we had sex for about 2 weeks after, I just found it far too funny!!!
my bf and i were having sex one time and i was on top. when he pulled out and came his load richoteted off by boob and hit him right in the eye. OMG it was funny at the time but it made his eye burn! i still laugh about it to this day.heh heh
lets just say dat my exboyfrien came as soon as i touched him it was hilarious,it kept on happenin so i broke up wt him
You laughed at him and then broke up with him?That's pretty harsh.
yikes.