Not trying to be an ass...

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but I am going to be anyway.Anyone hear about the kid who had his arm ripped off by a gator?Apparently drunk, he jumped into the water as his friends screamed at him not to, they saw the gator. So, he was attacked, got away. swam to shore, and THEN noticed his arm was missing.WTF? How did he not notice he was swimming in circles???????

It is a sad story. But the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.

Yep. It is sad that the kid lost his arm, but I was laughing at the whole story. Can you REALLY be that drunk, AND that much in shock to not get it at all???My man was doing loopty loops with his hand as he moved it forward...mimicking the swimming in circles towards the shore. I was laughing so hard that my dog left the room...Your right, he did seem pretty up beat about it. Um..no brain no pain maybe?

Quote:WTF? How did he not notice he was swimming in circles???????Sorry to laugh but that was really funny

I guess alcohol make stupid people funny.But...  Quote:How did he not notice he was swimming in circles??????? ...that's just priceless, lol!

"poor guy! At least he's still alive."Fuck him... poor gator! How would you like it if you were sitting there waiting for your next meal or snoozing and some drunk jumps on you and tries to dig your eye out... then gets fame out of the deal.I go the other way and say why do we keep saving minds that are so lacking in judgment. He's bringing down the curve for the rest of humanity....and stupidity lives on to breed another generation in the shallow end of the gene pool.

Lmao. What a fucking idiot.

I predict an horoable mention in the next darwin awards

I was wishing for video, then he could have been on Max X!

I've gone out and gotten legless with my friends but never armless

Did you notice they were missing before or after you walked to the cab?

there was a cab?am I home?is it time to head back out yet?

i'm surprised his friends didn;t record it and put it on youtube

yea ...i was being some word i can;t think of..... an ASS Btw ass is not the word and I don’t think sarcastic is it either.

LOL, Maybe next week, they WILL take the camera out and try to reenact it....The thought of swimming in circles still has me giggling...HORRIBLE!