I just figured I've been a nice girl for farrrrr too long. Giving kids my lunch. Walking little ol' ladies across the street with an umbrella so they don't get drenched by the rain. Babysitting for hours on end FOR FREE! And being nice. I'm gonna be down right dirty and mean from now on.So here's my plan. I'm going to lure George Bush and his cronies away from the White House with a pony and some marshmallows and lock them up in Chuck e Cheeses. They'll be occupied for WEEKS. Then I'm going to lure the cops away with a bunch of donuts and a free rally of paint ball games and laser tag. And I'm sending all the soldiers on vacation to Hawaii and the SWAT to Alaska and Canada... wait... no I don't want to make them Canada's problem... Antarctica.. there we go. When they're out the way I'm going to take over North America, assassinate Fidel Castro with one of my ninja snipers, ally with Japan and the UK in my plan... and take over the world.It's a little weak.. it's only my first draft. But what do you think?
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I'm gonna be evil now, ok?
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I'm of the opinion, the only way to conquer the world is to be allied with or in charge of China.
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me no likey China
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I've always felt that Antarctica took that position.
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Get M$ by the balls and then your 25% on your way to world domination.
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China China China..! I don't think US will be in charge for very long
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China... needs to go... awayyyyy lol very far awayanyway.. I think I might have to put my plan on hold for a couple of years. I'm going to Louisiana tomorrow... welll... I have to be at the airport in like... 4 hours. And I'm probably going to be wayyyyy too nice when I get back.. sigh... just a warningI found no point in sleeping since I have to get up at 3 friggin AM.. that's an hour and a half from now.. so technically I'm not sleeping just napping lol... wow I'm tired.By the time most of you read this you'll be like "what the heck?? good riddance, crazy bumchock". Soo..... HASTA LUEGO!PAPI, I'll miss you the most .... lol
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Wait, did you say babysit for FREE??!! Why don't you live closer to me? Have fun on your trip!
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I've got an idea, too. Scratch all that, sell the home and move to Antarctica myself. Folks won't bother to booger-up a country they're not interested in. Then when they all kill each other off and the temp goes up another 50 degrees, I'll be in paradise! (Note: Don't try this in the arctic...all you'll be in is water.)
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Don't let Bush and his Friends take over China; because the Chinese would not put up with his BS for very long!
