TIGER WOODS! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA roflmao I'm sorry I just... it's really comical because of the "car accident" when really it was just his wife giving him a beat down for cheating on her with a bajillion nahsty gyals! Oh Tiger.. why... whyyyyyyy?? And the fool went ahead and left his mistresses voicemails saying "hey... this is tiger" I mean... really? And now they call him "Cheetah" Woods! Know why? Know why?? Cause his name is the name of an animal... tiger and a cheetah is an animal too but it sounds like "cheater"... get it? get it? hyuck hyuck... yea... good stuff...sorry I'm done. Thanks for allowing me to have my dorky moment.
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Really guys? Dont wanna talk about it.. a little?
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woah, thanks for explaining the cheetah thing! that was way over my head
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lol you're lyin. stop making fun of me, mr. u, it's not nice :P
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I was so disappointed when the whole affair thing became more popular than the car crash, I thought a brilliant joke that just became irrelevant afterwards!I was playing golf the other day and I went up to the first tee, lined up my shot and smacked the ball down the fairway. It curved off to the left, smacked against a fire hydrant and then straight into a tree. I was delighted with myself! I always wanted to drive like Tiger Woods!
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LOL!!
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I'm lion?
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Originally Posted By: unsupervised
I'm lion?
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Cause his name is the name of an animal... tiger and a lion is an animal too but it sounds like "lying"... get it? get it? hyuck hyuck... yea... good stuff...
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don't make me jump you
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Oh, please please jump me!