English or British

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Ha, you're right there mate. Shame i'm too young to vote though (16)..

Jim Davidson, good choice If he ran the show, porn would be on BBC1 at lunchtime, lesbian orgies on the streets would be community service and school iz where we'd learn to light our farts...hmm ....actially, sod Davidson, Ali G, he'd know how to fookin run this country, seen the film? I have a thing about the royals, i mean think what we could do if we knocked down Buckingham palace, and had the worlds biggest nightclub.Don't mind the Scots too much, not too keen on the sheep shaggin welshmen and their funny cymreag or whatever language, i mean welsh is the most senseless language in the worldIn EnglishHow we can help meet your recruitment needs In CymreagSut allwn helpu i gwrdd a'ch anghenion recriwtioi shit you not, thats the correct translation.Other good things about England is that were full of hard bastards, vinnie jones is a ponce compaired to some of the people i know Can't be done with european shit. I wouldant even remotely see us as european till/if we get the Euro here, all there shitty regulations 'n' rules, pah. The UK is the biggest seller or performance saloons and hackbacks in the world, we have more varieties of Mitsubishi Evo VIII's and Subaru Impretzas than anywhere else in the world, the FQ-330 is only sold here coz of the rest of the worlds crappy CO2 emmission laws.Also we are the home of a lotta good TV programmes, the most well known broadcast channel in the world, we invented football, rugby, tennis, cricket =/, motorsport etc etc. We really are the daddies. Guess thats Britain for ya.Oh, and our football shirt is easily the coolest in the world, you can actually wear it out and not look like a townie twat townie - not 100% sure, people who hang about town wearing sports gear 'n' shit i fink.Oh, and some fookin great English bands - Feeder, Oasis, Blur, Athlete, Prodigy, Muse. FFS, i just keep going off the handle, its 12:30am, gonna goto bed. nnite!

Living in London is cool except for ridiculously high rates of violent crime. I mean, you might just see a group of guys on the street, and you actively avoid them cos if you you don't they grab your arm and go "g'is yer fookin' phone or I'll fookin' knife ya!"

wonderful products of middle-class England.

I don't know what the hell you guys are talking about. I'm an ignorant American here. lol.

We're talking about how important it is to be English, Scottish, Welsh or Northern Irish instead of just 'British'.By the way, Northern Ireland's football (soccer to you yanks) team scored their first goal in 14 matches yesterday, against Norway. They still lost 4-1. Oh yeah, and why is american football called football? Feet are used more for running than for contact with the ball. And it makes it easy if you can throw the ball forwards to someone just STANDING in the end zone. Now rugby, that's a proper game!

Hmmmm, why do Americans call it football? Good question.

Jocks

I was the last smart jock to quit the football team. Says a lot. lol.

really? Oh Oh did ya'll know that british call jello, jelly. lol and jelly, jello

yeah, i used to be a football play. They had me as an offensive guard cuz I could take down guys twice my size. I quit because one of the coaches really pissed me off. I didn't even officially quit, I just stopped showing up. He yelled at me because I was out of breath, couldn't concentrate, and tired beyond belief. Then I found out I had Crohns Disease. What a dick!

i used to play soccer, lol football to the brits.

has anyone seen the film "The Faculty"? Creepy football team in that film