So one of our teacher's were telling us today how when he was younger one of this friends had anal sex with his girlfriend, and use mayonnaise as lube i guess? And two days later the girl got maggots up there and in her stomach and she got a stomach virus. I just want to know if this is possible, or is my teacher just messing around with us? Yeah i know it's kinda a gross story.
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Is this...possible?
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Why would your teacher tell you that lol
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Idk, because some kids were talking about something related to that i forget what though, and he's always telling us weird stories.
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He's messing around with you, or repeating a story he was told. You can't get maggots unless a fly has laid its eggs there; and they would never survive in the stomach, which is very acid. A virus is something different again, but for a virus to get from the anus to the stomach would be going too much against the flow.
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Hmm...kind of inappropriate for a teacher to be telling stories like that to students I think.
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Yeah that's what i was thinking, but i wasn't sure.
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It's just another variation of the old hot dog story.
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Or, to be more precise, this one.
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He probably took that story and put it into his life just so he can tell us a story.