Is something wrong with you when your piss is coming out a bit slantwise?Does the beam always have to be totally straight? I noticed that sometimes my beam is slantwise which makes it hard to aim. Sometimes it also sprays a bit. Does this mean something has to be abnormal?
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Urine beam question
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Dude,Your fine. it's quite normal. I've pissed all over the wall once or twice in my life time. Half asleep, standing at the toilet with my eyes closed and letting go a good strong morning piss and realizing that it wasn't splashing in the toilet but pissing the walla dn going all over the floor.It happens to us guys from time to time.
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Ya mean like the "Why am I peeing like I had sex" scene from Me, Myself and Irene. It's just a guy thing Sometimes the pee slit isn't open all the way, there might be small bump or something there. It's just one of those things. However, if it's a chronic problem, every time you go take a piss, you might ask your doctor about it at your next visit.
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I have that problem a lot, too. What I have found to help out a little is gently pulling the hole open before I pee. This kind of "realigns" the sides of the hole back to a normal position if they have gotten unaligned.
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It is possible that after an ejaculation, either from masturbation or sex, that the semen kind of "glues" the hole of your penis closed. Bob's suggestion to lightly pull it open manually is a good one to be able to control the direction of your urine and prevent spraying where you don't want to.
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good suggestion.. I usually just lightly pinch the head of my penis a little to help ensure it streams straight as I'm fishing it out of my pants