I believed that if you worked hard, told the truth, you could get ahead, what I found out after, was that you lie like a fucking rug and steal from everyone if you want to get ahead.I also thought that when we were driving the blazer, pulling our camp trailer through the uintas and I was about 6 years old that my dad had robotic hands under the hood of the blazer and it was squeezing piss from two mice to wash the window each time he held the button in.I thought that santa was real, thats pretty fucked up shit right there that is perpetuated on each new generation.I used to think that I would be dead before I was 25and old, yet here I am 37, and still kicking and only 2 years and a few months from that date I was supposed to put a gun in my mouth and splatter gray matter all over the bathroom ceiling.
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Shit to kill time looking at
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I liked that one "After discovering masturbation at very early age on my own, and not knowing anything about sex, somehow I concluded I have discovered a substitute for narcotics and would be awarded for my invention." - That shows a mind rather like mine, I think.Scotty, the one with the dog and witch is The Wizard of Oz, and it does start out black and white and becomes colour when Dorothy gets to Oz.Chance, I have to agree with your first one. It took me a long time to get disabused, and I've never had what it takes to get ahead.
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of the 10 pages or so I read before getting bored again, that narcotics was the best one i saw.
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Originally Posted By: OldFolksA nurse for Chance. What she's doing with Eddie's underwear I don't know. OOHH!! That Kinky Kinky Nurse!!!!
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Scotty, rather than watching articles about smelling like a book, watch this instead. then go rent the movie and watch it all.I give you, the opening scene from pineapple express... Item 9
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Still board? go see Phil
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Stoned from the dentist. I just wish I could hear it.
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Originally Posted By: OldFolks
Stoned from the dentist. I just wish I could hear it.
LOL that's pretty damned funny! Reminds me of some of the kids that come into my office hehe
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Originally Posted By: OldFolks
Stoned from the dentist. I just wish I could hear it.
Saw that on tv last night. Hee-larious!"Is this real life?" heh-heh
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I saw that one on the other forum I regularly visit of local outdoors types, you need to hear it, its not funny if you do not hear it.Is this real life? will I be this way forever, you have four eyes.its only funny with sound
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Hey Chance, according to this if you want to add spark back to your relationship you need to be going to church and praying together.Nothing like a day in gods house to make the bedroom hot when you get home.My wife prays before sex but I want say for what...
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Does it count is she just screams oh god fuck me! FUCK ME! OH GOD OH GOD FUCK!
cause thats as close as I shall ever be to a church.
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Lets all go to Africa
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More fucked shit.
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the priest is my favorite, disgusting and tasteless.I love it and look forward to halloween this fall, but not as much as I look forward to summer.
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ahhh scotty I found something jsut for you.a short video on how to talk to kids about masturbation... Talking to kids about playing five knuckle shuffle
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This is much better
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Damn It! You should know by now I don't have sound. Now I wanna know what he was saying...
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still no fucking sound?good hell! go buy some 10 dollar speakers, or plug in some fucking head phones!you have got to hear that its worthless with no sound!
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My dick boss didn't pay for sound cards to be put in any of the computers in office. No one here has sound... but him.