Teach me how to throw a party

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My older brother photoshoped up a Graduating party innovation and my mom made envelopes for other people and slapped their names on it (co-workers and even my bosses...)and over half are people already in college and way older than me.My parents, trying their best to get me to be social, are forcing me to hand these invites to them, but I don't what to do with these people when (if) they show up at my house.I feel a little good knowing my family's trying to help me, but I don't know how to... have fun.What do people do at parties? Is it like the movies/tv shows?I feel like I'm gonna get snarked from this post

parties are easyback ground music...peppy to encourage a good mood but not too loud for conversation.SnaxDrinxthat's all. People generally start up conversations on their own.You can plan a few games if you're so inclined. pictionary, twister, rockband, scavenger hunt

Originally Posted By: unsupervisedparties are easyback ground music...peppy to encourage a good mood but not too loud for conversation.SnaxDrinxthat's all. People generally start up conversations on their own.You can plan a few games if you're so inclined. pictionary, twister, rockband, scavenger hunt sounds easy enough

For a lame ass party with responsible adults yeah that's good... but for killer party that's actually fun you only need a few things. First a place, keep it outside for obvious reasons. Second a fire, it's night and people need light and warmth... plus drunk assholes seem to like to play in fire and that in and of itself is amusement for all. Third some alcohol, nothing lubes the gears and free flowing socialization like a little drinky, drinky. Fourth some killer tunage, that'll keep the drunk assholes, not playing in the fire, occupied... they'll be looking for and playing music all night. Fifth and finale, a couple of hotties, you don't need a heard only two that are unattached and guys will swarm and with them the other girls will show up and by the end of the night everybody is hooking up and swallowing cum.God those were good times.

those were good times?I still like to hit it like that and the bonfire season is about to start!However, if the 'rents are trying to throw a chear up party, it might be stuck in a more perestrian mode (spike the punch and set up the smokers behind the shed)

Im with you, whats this were shit?I still go to parties like that, shit I organize and throw them!middle of nowhere, a big fire, drunk assholes and no other people.I plan them about 2 weeks ahead so there is time to get the word out.I tell 3 or 4 people, 200 show up.Its good to do in the desert, less people, less chance of some stupid asshole burning down the place as well, but this requires that you take wood. I cut down alot of trees each summer, especially after the wind we had here this season, so I got wood stacked up assloads of it at my moms house so she can use it in her mobile fire pit on the deck or soon in the gazebo I am getting ready to build at her house. There is more there now than she will burn before 2015 so no worries ont hat, load the truck up with wood, pop a tent and some drinks and food in the back of the king cab, find a sitter for my little one and we go.Any unburned wood I leave there for who ever happens along after we all leave. There is one place about an hours drive from me that has a lake, lots of shore, no real forest, and a store only about a half hours drive on dirt roads.With water a fire and depending on how exclusive the invite a few guns...good times are always had.Scotty said nothing like a drink to lube the gears...I like a beer or 3, and I love vodka poured over ice, the best lube however is illegal, but then so is underage drinking so...Stashes stay 100 feet off the fire or in peoples private cars, roaches go in the fire, papers stay with stashes, anything on you goes int eh fire should anyone show up with lights and sirens.Rarely have we had to ditch out shit at these parties.There is a place about 5 minutes from my house in a local canyon with a pavillion and power, because I know too many people sometimes if I can get the covered, open air pavilion reserved, I throw a big ass ball buster and collect cash to attend, still byob. and have a live band. The pavilion costs a few hundred dollars, that why I collect, not to mention hiring a few big bad fuckers to stay sober and deal with bullshit that costs money as well. The bands play for free, and sell CD's to make up any revenue that they lose for playing for free.Now I mean local bands full of people I know personally, not someone you normally buy tickets to see.As for the sex...bring a tent or a car you bastards! I never go get all fucked up and then drive home, thats part of the purpose of a camping fire pit party, everyone stays! and where the pavilion is the gates to a canyon close at 10 pm so if ya leave before that your not coming back up. You can leave after, but due to tire rippers you will not be returning.Sometimes its just me and a few friends, then we skip the music, fish all day and hike stoned, then get ripped ass blitz and sit around a fire passing a fat one around and bullshitting into the wee hours before passing out waiting for the sun to rise and start again.A party with out parents is easy.As to teh sex part?Im no longer single, but that just means I have sex with my wife instead of whatever girl was stupid enough to let me talk her into swallowing my load after meeting me an hour earlier by a fire surrounded by drunk loud stupid assholes.Good times Good times...and summer is damned near ready to start and start the parties again.Its going to be nearly 80 here today, but shit starting friday for a few days, rain and cold again, maybe even snow in the valley, but summers not far off. Went for walk earlier this morning, grass is growing, weeds are starting a stranglehold on the land, ice is off at the lake near me, the river is running swollen, the fucking bees are out in force, as are the ants, and my dog could not be happier about getting back into the hills and sage and pines.Wanna see a Happy dog? Noone else may give a shit but CR will appreciate that link, I know through past conversations with him. For the record, she is not normally tied on a short rope!Once we get about a mile up and stop seeing anyone I take her leash off her, she never gets far off maybe 50 feet ahead on the trail and never that far if she can not see me through the trees.That pic was taken this morning about 850 am and I put her leash on her so she would hold still for a picture. Never on a leash or tied at home.

I find if you wanna make conversation and usually a few drunken friends then play drinking games.One which i'm very fond of is ring of fire. All you need is a pack of cards, a pint glass, a table and lots of tins. Rules:http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A1028981note ring of fire only really works if everyone is drinking different stuff. If everyones on fozzy's, god knows why cause its shit, but if they were then the dirty pint would be nothing but fozzys. So if you can't get the others to drink different cans then add a 1/4 of a pint of vodka or what ever spirit you can get your hands on when the last king comes up. I put creme de menthe in once and that made the pint dirty as fuck. The downer past out lmao.

I love the ring of fire! The worst dirty pint we ever got had red wine, white wine, rosé, vodka, whiskey, rum, cider, a few alchopops and a few different cheap beers. And there were only 6 of us playing. Lesson to learn? Drink the same thing throughout the game, changing drinks will only make things worse in the end.

yea. she;s pretty.. i liek blue merls. well ok i like just abotu any color aussie. i have a red mearl and we have a black with copper. my red merl is getting old tho and his heath is weak some days. i cant go on or i;llcry. fuck i cry too much - fucking cry babay! grrrrr..... and i;m studign for a f*n art test that;s making me want to poke my eeys out PLus i got inot big ass trouble lastnight -today...

i'''''''''m glade you posted her pic i alwasy wondered what she looked like. (cuz they got so many coat patterns and colors and such)

and she runs a head on the trils to look for trouble. it;s a portective thing they do. ours do it too. you probably knew that tho

I see kids now-a-days (now-a-days... damn I sound old) and I wounder if the little fuckers even know how to party. They never seem to do anything, other than text or sext. For example, after prom all the local kindos voted to go to a chaperoned lock-in party. Why the fuck would anyone want to do that? The only good part about the prom was the party out in the boonies after it was over. It just seems like all they know to do is go to well organized adult supervised events or hang out at a fucking mall. I've begun to wonder if they know anything about the fun of unsupervised chaos.

"unsupervised chaos"
... the name of my party service

yeah, todays kids... too much TXT. too many pop icons like the Jonas Pussies and their purity rings. Not enough getting messed up and slipping a hand down your date's pants... yeah, you're wearing that ring but you know you totally want to TOUCH IT!

I skipped prom so I could go to the lake and set up that party.Well ok it took 2 minutes to set up a folding chair and park the car and unload the cooler, but I had no desire to attend prom, so I started early

It almost makes you wonder if we're so big on chaperoned, supervised events for our teenagers is it so they when they grow up they don't know how to function without supervision from the state, the church, from some leader somewhere.

IT is all about control, and the best method of control is fear. God is good for fear and morality, the churches are a method of control, those churches push the political forum for more control.We are but sheep.Control them in youth and its easier when they age to keep control.

I skipped my prom too.I spent years avoiding those lame-ass preppy, jocko, student cousel drips... why the hell would I go to their big dance and pathetic after party?

I think you're being very generalistic. However, in saying that, mine was (coincidentally) last Friday, and I did not go. There's another person to the didn't-go-bucket.

I didn't want to go to mine but myself and one of my exgirlfirends were going through a rough patch so I thought it'd be nice to bring her somewhere that she could dress up and stuff. Didn't really help, we both hated it and broke up soon after. Definitely wasn't worth going to that bollocks.

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I wounder if the little fuckers even know how to party. i could tell you abotu some parties... but... i dk i don;t think peopel would believe me really.

i just say this so far what i have been reading on here about parties - there tame compaired to some i been around. not sayign tame is bad - i acually like them better than one of the others.

I think, Scotty, it was the big paedophile scares of the 90s that caused parents to want to ensure that their children were under supervision all the time. I think unfortunately that has had a negative effect on initiative and confidence.

We used to have wild ass parties. My 21st birthday party had in the neighborhood of 400 to 500 people at it, maybe more I know it was a shit load. The glow of the bonfire could be see from at least 8 miles away. We had a guy churning out my special reciept of Bourbon marinated steaks and mushrooms on the grill. I Don't know how many fucking steaks we had. We had, I think it was, ten kegs, six or seven five gallon gas cans of Rattlesnakes, six or seven five gallon gas cans of Ponca Punch and all those gas cans would empty in heart beat and have to be refilled, plus all the hard liquor and the BYOB people brought. Then of course we had all the best smoke and blow money could buy, all free for the taking till it was gone. We had an area cleared for dancing an impromptu stage where a couple of party girls and just random people, myself included, would get up stripe for the crowd. We had, I don't know how many, old mattresses set up in the big house for sex. Blow jobs where either out in the open, which many of them were, or for the modest behind the summer house. We had the dork high school kids manning the gates keeping out those on the trouble-maker list... I don't think we a fight all night.This wasn't a one time thing either it was just the biggest. The stripping, the steaks, the drinks, the smoke and the public sex were generally always there. We lived that way for about three years, then I met my wife and fell in love...