Veggie Tales suck!!

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A friend of mine is a primary (elementary) school teacher and she asked me to download and burn a few DVDs for her class, and I was more than happy to help. (Little did I know that they were for her religion class).Veggie Tales. I'd never heard of them and now I wish I hadn't. I watched one of them called God Wants Me To Forgive Them and it was fine, all about forgivenes and stuff. Nice enough. But then at the very end they did a little side bit where they explain why forgiveness is good. They go over to a computer and it gives them a Bible quote, Colossians 3:13b: Forgive others as the Lord forgave you. Then one of the characters turns around and says "Hmm, so thats why we need to forgive."What?!?! This is the bullshit being taught to children?? That the only reason we should forgive people is because God tells us to? That is the most stupid thing I've ever heard! People should forgive because its the right thing to do! Its like the argument I get sometimes that I don't accept god because I don't want to be held responsible for my actions, so I can go around stealing and raping and murdering. To which my response is always something like "So does that mean that the only reason you don't steal and rape murder is because God is watching?" This is the same thing, its teaching small children that the only reason they should forgive people is because God tells them to. Bullshit!!This is not a post against the bible or christianity, so don't worry. This is against the retards who make Veggie Tales. I was actually enjoying it up until that bit.

Veggie Tales is so cute! Makes me hungry. I'm sorry I used to watch those videos while I had to babysit and what not.

"oh wheeeeeere is my hairbrush. oh wheeeeere is my hairbrush. oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh wheeeeeere ... is my hairbrush!"

"jonah was a prophet! ooh ooh! but he really never got it
sad but true! and if you watch it you can spot it a doodley doo!
he did not get the point!"

"Cuz we're the pirates who don't do anything! we just stay hooome
and lie aroooound."

obviously I've been in this babysitting business for far too long. Veggie Tales is like a huge hit for kids lol.

I dedicate this song to you bob LOLhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmIKR458M0A

Thanks Abi! I actually have the album...

LMBO!!! roflmaooh bob...

Jesus Christ bob, how could you think anything with a name like Veggie Tales could do anything but suck.

Veggie Tales... where a fruit is in love with meatI'm so glad my son is too old for that show!

Never been into it.. In my days we watched Carebears and Sesame Street!

Its a way for religious families to teach their children and get then interested in religion and god.

ugh you guys are like PROS at spoiling the fun.party pooperDidn't you watch the cheeseburger song?? "cause your my cheeseburger my lovely cheeseburger. I'll be back for you oh i'll be back for youuuuuuu"

oh, I watched it... hence my synopsys

veggie tales is fucking gay.

gay as in fruity?

gay as in canadian.

oh, that's ok. no one expects you to understand accents and persuasions and suchJust enjoy the funny voices and music.clap hands

lol. or why someone from small america thinks it can speak to me like that.

small america?oh no hon, I'm not from New York

haha. well we will just imagine you said that you understand how gay cananda is.

yup

have you ever tried anal?

thanks for offering your ass unto me, child