How does your butt hygiene look like?

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Do you shave your ass hair?
I try to trim it. I don't shave cause this would be too complicated. But trimming it down to a few millimetres is really cool. After that you feel totally free. :laughing:
I really don't understand what ass hair is good for it's totally annoying.

But other than shaving I don't know if you should not also shower the ass but this is also complicated. To get it really clean you'd have to squat in the shower. And what I also worry about is the dirty butt water. I mean the water which touches your ass later on runs down your legs and this is pretty disgusting isn't it?
Then you could as well bath in your dirty butt water.
And what I'm also concerned about is getting this dirty butt water on my penor. :fearful:

Do you think showering your butt is necessary? But actually in order to get it really clean it should be done at least every now and then because toilet paper alone is not gonna do it, not even wet toilet paper.

o.o dirty butt water. Idk. I wash my ass....in the end it's cleaner. and I shave the hair between the cheeks, 'cause .... welll.....that's just me.

do you shave with a razor? i think a trimmer is better. i dont even want to get a close shave cause the stubbles later on will suck. and also shaving has to be even more complicated than trimming. do you squat over a mirror or how do you do this?

Originally Posted By: tonym

Do you think showering your butt is necessary? But actually in order to get it really clean it should be done at least every now and then because toilet paper alone is not gonna do it, not even wet toilet paper.

You mean when you take a shower you don't wash your butt? Isn't that kind of odd?

I don't know about everyone else, but every time I shower, which is daily and sometimes more, a good soaping of the butt is a given.

you mean the outside of the butt or also between the cheeks? even if you put soap between the cheeks how exactly do you get rid of it?`when you take a normal shower and just stand there and the water runs down on you you won't really get much water at all at those places where the sun don't shine

You're funny dude..You spread your cheeks.. It's not that hard. Are you afraid to touch your anus?

No but I don't know if this works. Therefor you needed 3 hands. 2 to spread cheeks and 1 to hold the shower head before your ass.

You're joking, right?

dude, you are sooo strange. Its your body, who gives a fuck if you touch your asshole? its going to be clean anyways after you use soap. and if your hands get full of shit, maybe you should wipe the cling-ons off your ass a little better.

I'm serious. In order to spread the cheeks you need both hands. Now both hands are busy and you can't hold the shower head to your ass anymore. Please enlighten me how you solve this cause I just can't think of a solution.

Okay, now I know you're just playing around. But for fun, I'll play along.Honey, do you use three hands when you wipe yourself when you go to the bathroom? No, right? It's the same while in the shower. Lather up a wash cloth and wipe.Ta da! Now practice your newly found good hygine skill.

When I wipe I'm also sitting and not standing. I don't know if it really works with 1 hand but I can try it next time.

You make it sound like your bottom is clam shut, lol. Using one hand is sufficient enough for you to open your butt and wipe.

lmao @ open your butt.

you know what would be really helpful? something like a butt-spreader. you put it between the cheeks and then you have a little handle and wind until you've reached the desire level of spreadness. this way you have both hands free. sounds like a good idea for a product doesn't it?

No.

Originally Posted By: Virtual_StarNo. why not?

roflmao sorry, we don't make good enough use of that icon, but it's deserved here.Wipe your ass, honey. With soap and water. If you wanna make a butt-spreader, go for it, but it seems redundant. The whole point is to allow access to your anus, am I wrong? Well, wouldn't a device obstruct such access?

Originally Posted By: Seven Stars roflmao sorry, we don't make good enough use of that icon, but it's deserved here.Wipe your ass, honey. With soap and water. If you wanna make a butt-spreader, go for it, but it seems redundant. The whole point is to allow access to your anus, am I wrong? Well, wouldn't a device obstruct such access? i don't know. as long as the water from the shower head gets through it would work. it's meant only for showering purposes.

Originally Posted By: tonymyou know what would be really helpful? something like a butt-spreader. you put it between the cheeks and then you have a little handle and wind until you've reached the desire level of spreadness. this way you have both hands free.To quote Hobbs of the Calvin and Hobbs comic strip, "Some things don't need the thought humans give them."