What you mean you've never grinded on the outside of Julz cooch... come on that shouldn't make you sick.
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Is this really necessary?
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Originally Posted By: NtroducingMyselfMaybe you can Leg Fuck a woman?? ROFL... I dunno... lol.. just have her bend the leg and do it at the knee?? Okay I need help.... LOL That reminds me a classic Family Guy moment.Quagmire to Cleveland > You know women have a fourth hole. It behind their knee... HeheWoman in short skirt appears on tvQuagmire to Cleveland > Oh! Look! Oh, see! See it's right there. All right!
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Iv never rubbed my wang on some guys short clipped ass hairs.
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Originally Posted By: GrvtykllrIv never rubbed my wang on some guys short clipped ass hairs. Well Sir.. than you just haven't lived!!! roflmao
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LOL! Gotta love Family Guy
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well, I was working on a system to give me extra support while I sleep on my side... I mean the weight of the damn thing pulls my hips and lower back out of alignment!but now, I see a win-win solution! If I sleep with my dick wedged between a pair of huge tits, both she and I will get the comfort and support we need!
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I invented that system years ago when I fell asleep after 69ong some slut and we slid more apart due to the wesson oil on the waterbed mattress.
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i bet that was a bitch to clean up.
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Originally Posted By: unsupervisedwell, I was working on a system to give me extra support while I sleep on my side... I mean the weight of the damn thing pulls my hips and lower back out of alignment!but now, I see a win-win solution! If I sleep with my dick wedged between a pair of huge tits, both she and I will get the comfort and support we need! I have a problem of smashing the boys when I sleep. I'm a tosser and a turner... take that any way you want. The other night I turned on my side and somehow managed to rack myself pretty good. What they need to invent is something that'll keep you from smashing twins when you lay on your side.
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I have no idea, it was her bed in her house, I did not stick around to clean up, nor did I see her again after that.I do know that when ya do it at home you use visqueen at least 4 mils thick, lots of oil, and you roll the edges of the plastic back a few times so that it makes a nice oil catcher I would bet clean up on that was a fucking bitch! oil down in under the fucking several hundred pound mattress, yeah I bet it was a real prick.I was gone before she woke up, never called her after, and luckily never ran in to her again. She would just bitch about cleaning it up or not calling, who needs that?
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Quote:What they need to invent is something that'll keep you from smashing twins when you lay on your side. It has already been invented.. its called underwear
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Smartass...
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I can help.my Muslim buddy told me the secret to being old. his dad this problem, they used to go to teh dead sea and go wading then return to shore let it dry and his dad peeled his nutbag like a hard boiled egg.It removes hair and firms the nutsack up so its no longer shaggy and looks like that of a newborn.so head to the dead sea, or there are places on line you can order the magical salt and make it in to a plaster and coat your ball bag.
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I die a little on the inside each time I click one of your links =/
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I know, right? Sorry, Scotty. It felt necessary...
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Are you having that "Enter" problem?"Sir, my computer keeps crashing when I press the Enter key.""So...what should you do?...""o.O""-.- Stop pressing enter."Bahaha....gotta love techie jokes.....
