Chances of pregnancy if you come inside a girl...

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Ok so last night I was with this girl and accidentally came inside her. I immediately started panicking and asked if she was on birth control, she said she was but ten minutes later said she wasn't. I told her she has to get a morning after pill and take it right away.I also feel like this may be a trap and she might try to get pregnant on purpose. If that happens I am fucking leaving the country because I have citizenship elsewhere already and there's no way I'm throwing my whole life away. If a girl refuses to get an abortion even if I offer one do I still have to pay child support in the U.S.?If you come inside a girl without pulling out, will she get pregnant 100% of the time? How does that work? I also smoke pot constantly so maybe there's a chance my sperm are so damaged they won't work?I'm flipping out right now, please help me. I know I was stupid but for the longest time I had this problem where I would never be able to ejaculate inside a girl even if I was having sex for 2 hrs in a row, so I thought it didn't matter. She was on top too, doesn't that mean she can't get pregnant? How is babby formed?

100%? No .. She can only get impregnated if she is ovulating. How do you know? That's hard to tell but it's generally 2 weeks after the start of her period and/or 2 weeks before her period.The pot is irrelevant here.Top, bottom, sideways, whatever... doesn't matter.How is a baby formed??? seriously?

I have no idea about her cycle. Doesn't pot lower sperm count, I could have sworn that the government has used that fact to discourage smoking. Don't girls go on their periods at the end of the month? And right now it's the middle of the month so she probably was, wasn't she? I texted her and told her to take a morning after pill like 5 hrs ago, right after she left and she never answered back. If she was on top, gravity is on my side right?What should I do? I am going fucking nuts right now. I can't concentrate on anything else. I am imagining the worst. Should I tell my parents and try to get them to bail me out? I don't know what they could do though besides give me money.I cannot have a child, I don't even have a job now because i don't have to work, just study at school and my life is easy and great. This would destroy everything. Also I really don't want this girl to carry my child, she isn't right to bear my offspring and there is no fucking way I see myself marrying this girl or raising a kid with her. I guess if worse comes to worse I will have to convince her to have an abortion but I'm not looking forward to having to deal with that.

Don't girls go on their periods at the end of the month? And right now it's the middle of the month so she probably was, wasn't she? LOL that made me laugh. You think girls start their periods on the 1st of the month? It's pretty random dude.Your knowledge seems to be REALLY weak.. Perhaps you should do some studying...The morning after pill is only $50 and you can get it over the counter at the pharmacy.http://www.plannedparenthood.org/health-topics/index.htm

Well I thought it was based on a lunar cycle. Isn't that what a month is? Also whenever I see a full moon a lot of girls coincidentally mention they are on their periods. I guess the tidal forces draw her fluids out.Should I make her pay for the pill or do I offer to pay? What is the etiquette here? If she needs an abortion is it customary to go halvsies? I'm in the U.S. and she is over 18 so can't she just go into a pharmacy, get one over the counter, pop it, and that's that?My high school sex ed taught us abstinence-only, what do you expect? Thank the fucking Republicans for that.Please help ASAP I am having an anxiety attack.

Yeah why don't you drop the whole notion of the tides, moon and stuff. You're making yourself look really ignorant.You're the one who squirted.. Go spend $50 and have her take it. An abortion costs alot more and is a serious thing to have done.. The pill is nothing. My high school sex ed taught us abstinence-only, what do you expect? yet you have the internet.. I gave you links.. Maybe you should read a little instead of smoking pot.

Fine, easy enough if she ever answers me back. I've already sent her a few texts urging her to. How effective is EC exactly, everything says 75% - 90% and you can never get a straight answer online. Has anyone actually used it and can verify?Now let's say she does nothing. What will happen? How soon until she knows and I get a call that my life is ruined? Trust me, it is in the best interest of the entire world that I do not have a child, at least right now. I am in no way qualified or mature enough to have a kid, sure go and tell me that I should have thought about it before, believe me I know. What are the laws here regarding child support/custody if I had objected to her going through with a pregnancy and she does it anyway? It's not like I have a legitimate income for the authorities to seize so I can just be a deadbeat.Now what do I do if this girl decides she is going to use this opportunity to get herself pregnant and trap me forever?

Ok well she just told me I have nothing to worry about. I hope that is true because I would love to have this off my conscience.

Originally Posted By: sdp My high school sex ed taught us abstinence-only, what do you expect? yet you have the internet.. I gave you links.. Maybe you should read a little instead of smoking pot. SDP, you bastard!Ya know you and I rarely agree, but I like you despite it!on this we half agree.Everyone wants to blame the past, in this case his lack of sex education, and you shit talked him on it because hes been on this site and gotten alot of education on the subject no matter what he learned in school. Nice job, I applaud you for calling him on it.But the pot smoking?Come on...I can provide tons of links to specific medical studies, world wide that prove that smoking pot is not going to make you retarded, despite the propaganda heaped upon the populace by the governments.Talk shit about not paying attention, and the it won't happen to me mentality all ya want, but if your gonna talk shit on pot, at least use the scientific facts, and not the bullshit.IV been a toker for more than half my life, at one time a heavy user of over a half ounce a day for several years through high school, I still knew about birth control, and proper use.I was not smart enough to use it, or rather I was too lazy to walk across the street to a 7-11 one night, but I still knew, and i had no internet 20 years ago, no afraid to ask, and no sex education from school.Outside of the pot reference, I agree with you 100%.

I also smoke pot constantly That statement and his past history makes me think that he would be better off doing something more productive.

Everyone would.that applies to a lot of stuff.Watching tv, being on the internet, drinking, jerking off, the list is endless.I agree for the most part, he knew better and he can not blame his actions on his shitty high school sex ed.But to put it all on pot, thats bullshit.Id bet my left nut I have smoked far more than he ever will, per setting and for the total. I still test far above average on IQ tests, no not the lame online bullshit ones, the ones that they give you in psych class. Not that they are a true measure, but much more so than some bullshit you come across on myspace or clicking some ad on a random page, I take full responsibility for my actions, I never lay my lazy or half assed attempts or regrets off on substance abuse, including booze, and I am a fucking raging alcoholic, but have not been drunk in so fucking long I can not recall the last time.I just think we should put blame where it really lies.IT lies with him and knowing better and doing what he did despite that. No outside source has an impact on that.Its to like he was given the date rape drug and forced to spew a load of goo in this girl.He knew what he was doing and what he wanted, and that he should of been safer about it. Same as I knew better despite being high and drunk one night 20 years ago and I was just to lazy to walk, literally across the street to a 7-11 and grab some rubbers.When pussy is in your bed and wet begging you to fuck it, being responsible goes in the shitter, it had nothing to do with pot.3 months later I found out I was gonna be a daddy, 5 months after that I married the biggest twat on the planet. 10 miserable fucking years after that, I gave up trying to change her and make her a decent person, and left. 2 years of court, and over 20 grand later, I got my divorce finalized and was finally free of that cunt.I do not regret it, with out it, I would not have my two sons (I have 3, but the last is not from her).But at 18, starting school, and setting up my future, the last fucking thing I needed was a unplanned kid with the shit stain of the earth, for his mother.I fucked up, it had nothing to do with pot, or booze.Its time WL takes responsibility for his own actions and the reactions of them, instead of trying to blame everyone or anything for him being a fuck up.Iv watched him do it over and over on these boards for how many years that Iv been a member?The best advice I could give anyone, on any subject, is simple.Grow the fuck up.You did it, your going to pay the price for it in one form or another, and when you hit the end, all that you have is regrets, so think about shit before you do it so you do not have to regret it later on.There is no scape goat, its not pot, or other drugs, or booze, or mean mommy and daddy, or the piss poor abstinence only sex-ed, its you, your the deciding factor, grow the fuck up and own up to your shit, stop trying to blame every thing and everyone for what you fucked up.Keep in mind I am not defending white lines, or his actions, Im just defending pot, and speaking from 38 years of experience and a lot of fuck ups that I made, with now better than 20/20 hind site.

You can read the rest of what I said for my answers, but Ill address a few things here directly."I also feel like this may be a trap and she might try to get pregnant on purpose. If that happens I am fucking leaving the country because I have citizenship elsewhere already and there's no way I'm throwing my whole life away. If a girl refuses to get an abortion even if I offer one do I still have to pay child support in the U.S.?"Yes, you fucking wormy little bastard, you did it, your obligated by law, and i would fucking hope, by morals. Another country you might be able to hide out and not pay, but I woudl hope you die alone and in pain, and thait it takes a long time.SHe may be a cunt for 'trapping you' your an idiot for letting it happen when you know better.WHat the fuck makes you think its Ok for you to fuck up a childs life just to keep from fucking up your own? What world do you live in that its OK to shit on a kid you made, intended or not, just to have your life come out better? The fact you would even think about skipping and hiding shows your a punk ass kid, not an adult, and are not mature enough to be having sex to begin with."If you come inside a girl without pulling out, will she get pregnant 100% of the time? How does that work? I also smoke pot constantly so maybe there's a chance my sperm are so damaged they won't work?"constant pot smoking gives you slower swimmers, it does nto make you sterile. If you are not smart enough to know the results of the chemicals you take in to your own body, you best stay the fuck away from them.This is why I think pot should be legal, it could be regulated and kept away from punk ass kids who can not show ID to buy it.as to the odds of knocking her up?no matter what science and god say, the odds of her getting pregnant are directly in perportion to how bad the timing is.If it woudl totally fuck up your life, put an end to schooling and a better future so you could drop out and get a job to take care of YOUR child, then its 100%, the less the negative effect it would have on your life, the less likely that she will be pregnant. It always seems to be the fuck ups that are to stupid to wear a rubber that knock up the girls, where as those couples that are trying to have a baby and financial and emotionally ready to have one can not seem to get pregnant despite the best efforts put forth."She was on top too, doesn't that mean she can't get pregnant? How is babby formed? "This is my favorite, she is on top so she can not get knocked up?Jesus jumped up fucking christ, are you certifiably retarded?Salmon swim upstream asshole so do sperm, what position you fuck her in has NOTHING to do with if she can get pregnant. Some positions tend to keep the load deeper when you bust a nut, or keep it in longer before it runs out and makes her twat look like a bulldog eating a jar of mayonnaise, so MIGHT contribute to higher odds of pregnancy, but no position will stop a woman from getting pregnant.and the moon ans the stars and the bible and even fucking birth control pills, will ever be 100% effective at stopping an unplanned pregnancy.My wife got pregnant 2 times, count them 2 fucking times, while she was on birth control pills, taking them daily at the same time, just exactly as directed by the doctor, no missing a pill, no deviants from schedule. The pill is not, NOT 100% effective.The fact you believe all the bullshit and think it will not happen to you, only proves your not mature enough to fuck anything but your hand.IF I believed in god, Id fucking pray she is not knocked up, just because I hate to think of your genes being passed on.oh, and babies are formed by fucking, F U C K I N G, and the man deposits his SPERM in the womans VAGINA, where the SPERM swim to meet the EGG, and penetrate it, fertilizing it and the zygote is formed and the baby grows.I hope that method is simple enough of an explanation for you to understand that the baby is formed, by EXACTLY what you did.

Originally Posted By: sdp Don't girls go on their periods at the end of the month? And right now it's the middle of the month so she probably was, wasn't she? LOL that made me laugh. You think girls start their periods on the 1st of the month? It's pretty random dude.Your knowledge seems to be REALLY weak.. Perhaps you should do some studying...The morning after pill is only $50 and you can get it over the counter at the pharmacy.http://www.plannedparenthood.org/health-topics/index.htm That made you LOL??Really?it made me cringe.There is nothing funny about his lack of any knowledge, and still out in the world fucking random skanks that are stupid enough to let him stick his dick in them.Despite our disagreeing on this particular subject, I think we can both agree, that WL is an idiot, has no education on this subject, but can probably pack a really fine bowl, and is good for little else.

I would just like to add something you said about you not being mature enough to handle a child.. well if you are not mature enough to wear a condom than you are not mature enough to be having sex. Also, if you are not mature enough to handle the possible ramifications of having sex, than again you should not be having sex.

With all the diseases out there today, its immature NOT to wear a condom even if the girl is on birth control. And asking her if she's on birth control AFTER you cum inside her is just stupid.

Keep this up, and you will be a daddy... or end up with an STD.

Hi everyone!I caught an STD, so whoever said that was right, 10 points for Gryffindor. Just chlamidya or something but it's pretty much gone now cause I took the pills. So even if I did get her pregnant, the fetus would just grow in her tubes and kill her because of scarring from whatever STD she had and I wouldnt have to deal with a babby. I am not an idiot and I am not irresponsible but she did tell me she was on birth control. I guess not using a condom is an idiotic move but I am not an idiot, I get a 3.5 GPA and I've been on the dean's list every semester. I'm consistently in the top 25% of my classes but I made this one mistake which I won't make again.And forgive me for not knowing the fucking physics of a womans monthly visitor. I am not a woman and I don't bleed out of my penis for 5 days a month so I really have no reason to look that deeply into it.Yeah and you might have smoked more pot than me because you're older but by the time I am your age I would have smoked more and probably better quality shit too. Also, she did take a morning after pill or so she said so I probably won't have to deal with a fucking stupid babby. She killed her babby and the babby couldn't frigith back, I heard the news this mroing. I am not sorry for my lots.

Quote:babby Its spelled "Baby", someone with a 3.5 GPA should know that... heck my 9 year old nephew can spell that... All "joking" aside, a GPA has nothing to do with common sense and obviously common knowledge. Sad part is I have seen so many posts about sexual issues from you that its actually pretty scary. If you are not careful you will end up with a baby or an incurable STD. I just really hope you truly have learned your lesson this time...

I know how to spell "baby," I just thought someone would get the reference and maybe smile. Look up "how is babby formed" on google if you don't get it.How many posts about "sexual issues" have I made honestly? I think besides my question in the STD forum and this one I might have posted something six months ago about not being about to get an erection. I don't know if that qualifies as "many," I always thought 3 constituted a "few."Besides I am no longer having sex with any woman willing to no matter what she looks like. No more fugly whales for me with fat rolls. Before I was just having sex with fat disgusting pig girls who I secretly hated just because I thought I couldn't do any better and just wanted to feel a wet vagina instead of my hand and a bottle of jergens.

Before I was just having sex with fat disgusting pig girls You see.... harsh comments like that... even if they are true, But the fact that you uttered them make many of us (at least me) have absolutely no sympathy for you.

That's the best way to describe what I was having sex with, sorry if it is offensive. I really have a lot of anger about being ignored by the popular, pretty girls and only getting offers of sex from girls the size of walruses. I cannot begin to describe how ashamed I felt when I looked up and saw some sweating, double chinned, hambeast riding me and asked myself what the fuck I was doing. I don't want to go off topic here but obesity is not okay and it is unhealthy. Obesity is a disease. If being made fun of for being obese bothers someone, they should change them self or stfu. Being stick thin is attractive and looked upon positively, maybe fat girls can at least rejoice in the fact that in some parallel universe they are the hot ones.

Well I'm not attracted to fat girls either, but really skinny is not attractive either.. Regardless of what everyone sees as attractive, my point was that your attitude is pretty piss poor and shitty attitudes just turns everyone away from you.