I don't want a normal relationship

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I'm not so sure. I think women are strange and most of them are really bitchy, too. I don't know if the costs of dealing with women are worth the benefits. Sure, some of them look cute but looking cute isn't enough if they start acting complicated.

Well, considering what you said in your original post, then those are the only two types of women that'll work for you...

Originally Posted By: ClassyBlackWomanWell, considering what you said in your original post, then those are the only two types of women that'll work for you... That's too bad. Maybe I am simply too idealistic. I have had nice dreams where I had nice girlfriends and I liked it in those dreams but in those dreams my girlfriends also never farted or used a toilet or did any of this unromantic stuff. I think in a perfect world people would not have had to use the bathroom at all it's simply degrading.

No, you're not idealistic. You just don't have a clue...

I have enough clue to know that I don't want to share a bathroom with another woman. I want my own bathroom with own air supply.

And that's why prostitutes and escorts are your best bet.

Its kinda weird to think that men think of women this way.. I was a tad bit disturbed.I think that if you meet a female that you really like you wouldn't even notice these things. You shouldn't notice these things.

Originally Posted By: StephieJIts kinda weird to think that men think of women this way.. I was a tad bit disturbed.Most rational, mature men don't.

Tony, you're a controversial dude. I can totally relate to a lot of what you said, though those things don't bother me as much as you. I think you just need to suck it up and realize that there are sides to every person that are a little gross, and maybe if you really love somebody, you'll be able to find everything about them endearing. Like Ashley said, you view women very objectively. I don't think you've ever really been in love. When you are, you'll know it, and none of this will matter. Until then, just fuck willing girls and get out of their hair. Don't even stick around to hear their diarrhea splashing in the morning If you can accept your guy friends pissing and shitting, then why not girls too?One more thing... why wouldn't you want to see a girl without makeup? I don't get that. I think makeup is way over-rated and most girls/women look way better and way younger without it in my opinion. I think it's a sin that some girls think they "have" to wear it to look pretty... like some sort of mask. Really, I think a girl should stop at maybe a lipgloss and mascara when going on date or out with friends, and leave it off for home and stuff. Besides, if you wear a lot of makeup, you start getting wrinkles around the eyes from the pulling of the brushes on the skin constantly.

Originally Posted By: Pirate

Besides, if you wear a lot of makeup, you start getting wrinkles around the eyes from the pulling of the brushes on the skin constantly.

Did you just pull that out of your ass?

Originally Posted By: tonymThat's not for me. I don't want to pay for banging a chick and I also don't want to risk getting an STD. I'd never go to a whore that's way too disgusting. If you go to a regulated establishment in somewhere that it is legal then it will probably be the cleanest (hygienically) and safest sex you'll ever have. But at the same time, if you act like a dick to them then they'll just throw you out on your ass.

Wait until one farts in your face while you're going down on her. Awkward, but will undoubtedly occur sooner or later.