Have u ever zipped ur penis

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OMG IT KILLS...well for me at least...i got a little red bump where i zipped my penis and it was sore for a while

That happened to me before and it hurts like hell.

yeah it sux!

thats what happens when ur dumb enough to forget to put on ur underwear in the morning...

yep... nothing worse

I did it once when I was about 17 or 18--I *was* wearing underpants, Hyperion, but made the mistake of using the fly front instead of flopping my penis over the top like a sensible guy. I apparently didn't do a good job of getting it all the way back inside of my briefs and I snagged it as I was zipping up. It didn't really hurt all that much, but it bled and left a nasty scrape about midway on the shaft. The *real* agony was that I was afraid to masturbate for about a week or ten days for fear of rubbing it open. In your teens, a week or ten days is the same as forever.

Yeah, I've done that before too I think every guy makes that mistake at least once in their lives.

Yea hurt like hell ... i wasnt paying attention and bamm lol i was almost crying.

Or have to ever zipped a pube hair?>
that hurts like hell too...

zipping a pubic hair hurts like hell also.I'll sum it up getting something caught in your zipper (especially if its in the nether region) really hurts.

"Frank and Beans" there's something about mary...ever had that happen?

just thinking of it hurts like a mofo

one of the most painfull things that have happended to me that ranks in the top five

I did that twice when I was around 4 years old. The first time I zipped it in my pajamas and it hurt but was fine. The second time my sister was giving me a bath and I zipped it in my pajamas again but the time it bled and my sister was like "Oh my god! Mom! Mom!". I dont remember these moments but thats what ive been told.

I have zipped it before, it does hurt like a bitch.

I've never zipped my penis. You guys are clumsy haha.

LMAO, me & a few buddies were playin Halo on Xbox one night & it was dark. All of a sudden the biggest guy in our group (6'5" 260) starts hollerin in pain. Everyone in the room got up and went to grabbin stuff. We hit the lights & he was crunched over in pain. LOL the smaller guys had found all kinda stuff to grab as weapons. We didn't know what the hell was goin on, but if something had Big Country in pain we were gettin ready. Finally he told us, dude I just zipped my dick up! Everyone fell out laughin. We look back on it now & even Big Country laughs at us. He thought it was funny that everyone went to scattering when he hollered like he did. I've personally never done it.

LMAO. What the hell was he doing zipping and unzipping while playing halo?

Perhaps he had found a way to get a third thumb on the controller.

LOL. Even better if it was a vibrating controller

LOL you know you two bring up some good points. What the hell was he doing zipping up during the game? And I hope he didnt have a "third thumb" as he was using my controller i think! LOL.Whoever said somethin about the vibrating needs his ass kicked lol.