COMPUTER LAB

CR125

50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB 1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt. 2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you. 3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the darn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with. 6. Write a program that plays the "Smurfs" theme song and play it at the highest volume possible over & over again. 7. Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.8. Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top-secret Pentagon files. 9. Use Interactive Send to make passes at people you don't know. 10. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on. 11. Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously. 12. Type on VAX for a while. Suddenly start cursing for 3 minutes at everything bad about your life. Then stop and continue typing. 13. Enter the lab, undress, and start staring at other people as if they're crazy while typing.14. Light candles around your terminal before starting. 15. Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your fly and say, "Oops, I forgot." 16. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes. 17. "DISK FIGHT!!!" 18. Start making out with the person at the terminal next to you (It helps if you know them, but this is also a great way to make new friends).19. Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type by hitting the keys with the straw. 20. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required. 21. Draw a picture of a woman (or man) on a piece of paper, tape it to your monitor. Try to seduce it. Act like it hates you and then complain loudly that women (men) are worthless. 22. Try to stick a Nintendo cartridge into the 3 1/2" disc drive, when it doesn't work, get the supervisor. 23. When you are on an IBM, and when you turn it on, ask loudly where the smiling Apple face is when you turn on one of those. 24. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when it's all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line. 25. Sit and stare at the screen, biting your nails noisely. After doing this for a while, spit them out at the feet of the person next to you. 26. Stare at the screen, grind your teeth, stop, look at the person next to you. Grind some more. Repeat procedure, making sure you never provoke the person enough to let them blow up, as this releases tension, and it is far more effective to let them linger. 27. If you have long hair, take a typing break, look for split ends, cut them and deposit them on your neighbor's keyboard as you leave. 28. Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British Royal Family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you. 29. Come to the lab wearing several layers of socks. Remove shoes and place them on top of the monitor. Remove socks layer by layer and drape them around the monitor. Exclaim sudden haiku about the aesthetic beauty of cotton on plastic. 30. Take the keyboard and sit under the computer. Type up your paper like this. Then go to the lab supervisor and complain about the bad working conditions. 31. Laugh hysterically, shout "You will all perish in flames!!!" and continue working. 32. Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking. 33. Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the Delete key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever you hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way. 34. Attempt to eat your computer's mouse. 35. Borrow someone else's keyboard by reaching over, saying "Excuse me, mind if I borrow this for a sec?", unplugging the keyboard & taking it. 36. Bring in a bunch of magnets and have fun. 37. When doing calculations, pull out an abacus and say that sometimes the old ways are best. 38. Play Pong for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab. 39. Make a loud noise of hitting the same key over and over again until you see that your neighbor is noticing (You can hit the space bar so your fill isn't affected). Then look at your neighbor's keyboard. Hit his/her delete key several times, erasing an entire word. While you do this, ask: "Does your delete key work?" Shake your head, and resume hitting the space bar on your keyboard. Keep doing this until you've deleted about a page of your neighbor's document. Then, suddenly exclaim: "Well, whaddya know? I've been hitting the space bar this whole time. No wonder it wasn't deleting! Ha!" Print out your document and leave.40. Remove your disk from the drive and hide it. Go to the lab monitor and complain that your computer ate your disk. (For special effects, put some Elmer's Glue on or around the disk drive. Claim that the computer is drooling.) 41. Stare at the screen of the person next to you, look really puzzled, burst out laughing, and say "You did that?" loudly. Keep laughing, grab your stuff and leave, howling as you go. 42. Point at the screen. Chant in a made up language while making elaborate hand gestures for a minute or two. Press return or the mouse, then leap back and yell "COVEEEEERRRRRR!" peek up from under the table, walk back to the computer and say. "Oh, good. It worked this time," and calmly start to type again. 43. Keep looking at invisible bugs and trying to swat them. 44. See who's online. Send a total stranger a talk request. Talk to them like you've known them all your lives. Hangup before they get a chance to figure out you're a total stranger. 45. Bring a small tape player with a tape of really absurd sound effects. Pretend it's the computer and look really lost. 46. Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the screen. Complain that the lead doesn't work.47. Come into the computer lab wearing several endangered species of flowers in your hair. Smile incessantly. Type a sentence, then laugh happily, exclaim "You're such a marvel!!", and kiss the screen. Repeat this after every sentence. As your ecstasy mounts, also hug the keyboard. Finally, hug your neighbor, then the computer assistant, and walk out. 48. Run into the computer lab, shout "Armageddon is here!!!!!", then calmly sit down and begin to type.49. Quietly walk into the computer lab with a Black and Decker chainsaw, rev that baby up, and then walk up to the nearest person and say, "Give me that computer or you'll be feeding my pet crocodile for the next week". 50. Two words: Tesla Coil.

InSearch

Usually with those things... at least 5 are realistic, but not this one...

FaBMX

Dude! That was awesome! That made my bad day get better.. that and the Vicodin I popped (Doc gave them to me) .. Thanks for posting that

websexinfo

Here are some pranks I've done.1. If someone is typing a word document and they get up to do something else, reach over to the keyboard and hit Alt+N. When they come back they will think they lost all their work until they notice another window is open behind it.2. While someone is working on something, unscrew and loosen the monitor cable just enough to where the monitor turn off but it looks like it's still plugged in.3. Turn the volume on your computer full blast and type something totally stupid into the speech program that comes with XP. So much satisfaction out of a computer voice saying something like "Eskimo Kisses" out of nowhere. I also typed the first few lines of a rap song and that was really hilarious because it actually went fluid and rhymed.4. On really old desktops, move the case forward on the machine so when someone hits the power button it's not really hitting anything.5. Send a disturbing message to someone through command prompt and then reboot the machine so the network people can't trace who did it.6. Make a screen saver that looks like the "blue screen of death" and put it on several computers.7. Rearrange the letters on the keyboard in a keyboarding class. You're not supposed to be looking at those keys anyway.8. Replace the mouse ball with a marble about the same size.9. Dim the monitor all the way to pitch black so someone will think it's broken.10. Take control of someone's mouse through hyperterminal and watch them freak out from the other side of the room.

CR125

i need a prank to do on my brother... and diver.

CR125

dude i'm glade ur not in my class....lol if i had classes LMAO.. "Rearrange the letters on the keyboard in a keyboarding class. You're not supposed to be looking at those keys anyway." that's a good one. and i do look (reason i'm always typing in the wrong messange window. lol) at my keys, lol and i still mess up. lol

Diver

ok, you said about it on the board, so I've just got to let everyone know what happened LMAO

A little while back, I set CR up with a joke saying his brother sent me a pic of him sleeping... had him going for over a week on this before he confronted his Bro, to find out why he did it lol

last night, his bro mailed me a pic of CR, who fell asleep around one of his mates house (and knew nothing about it). I sent on a couple of "frantic" mails this morning saying "I had a really bad dream" and "wanting to know if you're alright".

Below is the convo when he got his ass in gear and got on MSN...

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

Hello!

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

lol

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

wellfrozen

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

huh?

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

it wouldn't let me type

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

I haven't got long, I'm in the middle of moving my room about

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

oh

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

you ok?

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

yea

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

you sure

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

yea

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

nothing happened last night?

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

lol i think ur a night late

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

no

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

no was definatly last night something happened

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

you didn't go out or anything?

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

like out out

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

no

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

i when with ryan for a little

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

oh

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

and nothing happened

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

no

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

can't be

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

something must have happened

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

in this dream

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

it was so real

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

nothing happend

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

you were out

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

and all I remember

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

it wasn't easy sleeping cuz dad and me were the only ones home but NOTHING happend

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

is something with ry, you and I think someone else was there

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

you were wearing like this black t-shirt

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

i whent with ryan to his freinds

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

and laying out on like this orange chair

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

WTF???

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

you started to fall asleep

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

then something happened

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

and I woke up

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

?

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

whats wrong?

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

no fucking way

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

i was in a balack shirt

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

so something did happen?

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

brb pee

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

lol i stole it from ryan lol

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

ok

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

so your alright then

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

yea

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

it was so real

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

that's spooky dude

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

the only thing I noticed was that the t-shirt had some sort of pattern on the front, but couldn't make it out

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

and like this white tab on the left sleeve

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

mettallica

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

:open_mouth:

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

totally weird dream

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

dude do u got ps n

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

or wut ever

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

it was like

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

ry and this other person was chatting

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

and you just sorta layed out on this orange sofa thing

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

OMG!

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

and started to drift off

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

yea they were so boring

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

talking about the debate shit

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

then as you started to sleep

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

something happened

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

and I woke up

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

um yea

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

u talked ryan

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

no

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

i know he was on some yesterday night

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

haven't had anything from him for a couple of weeks

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

:open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

how the fuck u do that?

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

I dunno, but from the dream, if you hair is really down to your shoulders, then you seriously need to get it cut

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

totally weird though

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

but it can't be real

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

:open_mouth: :open_mouth:

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

no one would own a orange sofa lol

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

my hair is that long

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

but u know it grows like a weedbush

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

and mom says it time for another trim i don;t want to get

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

how the fuck???

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

?

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

what?

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

how u dream that

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

I dream what

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

i don't know

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

I'm just glad your alright

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

but you sure nothing happened

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

y u make it sound like u thought i was dead or somthing in the emails

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

ea

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

it was like there was a big flash and I woke up

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

7yea

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

a big white flash

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

someone flashed aflash light at u lol

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

when I'm home alone?

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

totally weird though

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

totally freaky as well

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

yea

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

black jean/combo trousers, and that black shirt with the white tab on the shoulder

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

really weird

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

felt totally real as well

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

and you were mumberling something in your sleep

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

it was well for me

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

and no light

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

but I couldn't hear

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

oh i hate those kinds of dreams

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

phone ry and tell him

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

ask him if anything happened then

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

just so I can make sure

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

it might have been you had a freak out in your sleep but didn't wake up

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

I dunno

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

i hate our sadulite thing

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

I'm just trying to explain it

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

huh?

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

the tv is blinking and stuff

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

stupid rain

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

oh

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

i don'ty know where he is at

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

he not got his phone on him

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

i don't know

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

for me, just to make sure nothing happened

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

ok

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

brb

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

k

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

everything alright?

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

he's laughing

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

WTF is going on

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

he still on the line

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

yea

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

did you tell him what I said

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

were you alright?

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

nothing happened?

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

he's still laughing

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

say to him "knocked out!"

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

hu

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

huh

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

just say it to him

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

now say "S U C K E R"

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

i think he dropped the phone

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

LMAO

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

look at my display pic
(this was where he saw the pic I was sent lol)
×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

wtf!!!

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

that's me

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

how the hell

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

LMAO

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

wut the fuck

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

LMFAO

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

LMAO

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

recognise the t-shirt?

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

ok wut they do to me

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

and the orange sofa?

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

last night

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

LMAO

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

LMAO

×º°"˜M€€"°º× says:

i'm going to kill ryan

•*´¨¨'°ºO Randy Oº°'¨¨´*• says:

LMAO

CR125

In reply to: he got his ass in gear and got on MSN... i told u i had to deal with the animals. U know mom;s in oklahoma..... Dude.... i may as well paint my cheeks red.

pinkranger4

hahah that was cute!