Wierdest Place You've Ever...

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Well, what is the wierdest place (or places) youve ever masturbated?Mine, would be: On the sidewalk of a busy street in broad daylight (I'll explain later...)In an airplane bathroom(it was pretty funny- the flight attendant was asking me if i was ok, because she obviously heard noises lol)In a field, next to a pond

There is already a thread on this topic, take a look farther down. Mine is in my car while driving...no need for the details!

At the very end of a public bus.

in tha tub... lol.. sumtime i get erection off my girlfriend hugging mme cuz it's warmth and so i can sometimes feel the pre cum slide out.. lol

Ok, earlier I stated that i did it on the sidewalk of a crowded street in broad daylight- and that is true. I used to work for this burger joint, and I had the embarrasing job of wearing this huge mascot suit on street corners. Inside the suit, it is very roomy, and there is only a smmall mesh hole to look out of at the top of the suit. Well, standing there gets boring fast, so I... began to jack. Nobody could tell, me being in that big thick suit. It was pretty cool, doing it right amidst a bunch of people and passing cars.

I feel bad for the guy that had to wear the suit after you.

lol- i didnt... i never liked that guy...

umm... theres stories to all of these but I'm tiredIn an airportIn a lake with my friendAt my grandma"s house (sometimes ur just horny)On a hunting trip in the mountains

As I used to work as an installation tech, I had plenty of opportunities to get my end away in unusual places. That and the fact that I have the sex drive on a pinubo ape (37 going on 17 I think)In a storage loft, above the show room of a new VW dealership.In the basement of a house, under construction.I stripped down completely naked and lay on my back in the middle of the hallway of a primary school. I was working there during summer break so I had the place to my self (I’m not THAT much of a dirty old man). Come to think of it, I had a lot of time to my self in schools while at that job and I took frequent advantage.I was on a ladder, installing speakers in the ceiling of the girls’ change room at a new high school. I looked around and started to imagine all the sweet young things running around, naked, slapping each other with towels, that would be populating the room Monday morning. OK, I’m pretty sure that’s not what really happens in the girls’ room but it was a nice image. Fantasies hurt no one! I didn’t even get down from the ladder. I just hauled it out and let my load drop 8 feet to the floor.In the service van, driving down the 401 at 130kmh.I’ll share more as I remember. This is a really fun thread, thanks Bobby!

All my friends have never jacked outside their home... on the SUPER rare occasion that the topic of jackin comes up, the weirdest place any of them has ever done it is on their computer lol

hey!no one has posted any more stories in a while wich is a shame. This is a fun topic! (or is it just me)Oh Ya... in the trees, by the river at a national historic site. The location wasn't signnificant, it was just on the way home from work (well..... sometimes ya just can't wait)

I have a bundle...School, for one. In the middle of class (twice). In my brothers room. On the floor of the office of my house. At the doctors office. In my room with my friend. In a park with my friend.

In reply to: In the middle of class (twice). wow, how did you manage that? Did you just sneak a hand in and let loose in your pants. I couldn't get away with that.

yeah i never could get away with that, since there are so many people close by and then having to walk around with your boxers sticking to you....