For some reason when i go to the bathroom to pee i go and do my stuff but i only pee for like 3 seconds and its done maybe 5 for the extra dribbles and the same thing when im taking out dookie, i go in and poop like under a minute, it just flys out. people think i took a pee pee but i took a shit in their house.Am i not eating alot or something?
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your "dookies" are fine. you need to drink more water if you're only peeing that small amount.
Some guys do produce a prodigious gush, so perhaps those 3 seconds are still a reasonable volume. But if it's deep yellow, qazqaz, you're not drinking enough.