Weird dreams

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what are some of the weirdest dreams youve ever had?

I'm going to tell you a couple, one was mine, the other was my friend, Nick's:Mine: The evil Egyptain God-Jackal, Anubis, came into my school with his army of Jackals and started killing other students. Then I went up to him and turned all brave and sais:"That's enough! I challenge you to a duel!" and a dueldisc appeared on my arm out of nowhere. Though, it was hopeless, 'cuz he just ate me anyway. LMAONick: His dream was quite possible the most unprovoked one ever. Once, these guys were in the Supreme Court, and rioters were standing outside holding signs up (one of the most specific was "No single preposition can describe what's going on in there!"). It turns out the Axis powers were uniting with the president of the age ( I think Clinton, but if it were Kerry, I think my point would be more proven LMFAO).

I don't remember the whole thing but I remember three ingredients. They are weird enough. A bisexual friend of mine, Red lobster restaurant, and prosthetic legs.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! dang diver must be popular LMAO!!!!
he pulled snot goo out of my ear. ok well i got a ear infection and i just dreamed he pulled goo out of it. lol
LMAO!!!!!!! that's fucking funny :grin: :grin: :grin:

trying to figure out how to do a mermaid. :open_mouth:

:grin: :blush: i have some wired dream about mermaids lol

last night one of my ex's contacted me and said that he missed me. well, because of that, i think that i had this dream: i was with rob, and i was with this other guy at the same time. i was in love with both of them. when rob went to work, my ex and i would get it on, and have a regular relationship during the day, but at night it was mine and robs turn. then i was getting married, and found out i had a baby with my ex. that was scary. anyway, i would finish with the dream, but i dont think that a post should be that long (ps, rob is my currant boyfriend)

I dreamt that I was living in my old house once again, but my parents had discovered it was used during the time of Hitler to persecute Jews. We found remains of blood on the wall, and pieces of skin on the floor. Behind the TV lied Ronald Reagan's dead body (I don't know why). And then, the monster from Stephen King's "IT" comes knocking on the door and was approaching us to eat us. Then my alarm rang.Odd? Yes. Very.

i had a dream once of an orange man wearing a white liesure suit who lived behind a meat refrigerator in a supermarket who kidnapped me and made me drink black coffee.

I was attacked by ET in my kitchen.

me and sephy met up and made love :P

two days ago i had a drea where i was with 2 undercover cops and we were trying to catch a guy. we see him and he starts running, so we all start running after him. so we run we run ..... it was so real , like i was feeling how i was running after him. the two cops couldn`t keep up and stopped running but i kept going i was like 2 meters away from him and was about to catch him .... and then my stupid phone rang.i really wanted to know what would have happened after i got him but shit ....

i keep having dreams where the babies that i hold die...last night i had like the 8th one in the last couple months

i had a really weird dream last night and it REALLY freaked me out..it was about my ex bf.. the guy i lost my virginity to.. ill make it short.. but it had like what would scenerios.. which was scary..him and his girlfriend lived in my great grandmas old apartment.. anyways.. his psycho new girlfriend was like.. slaughtering him and grinding him up.. and like.. the first scenerio..was if i hadnt noticed this happening.. and the next day at school he walked into class.. with half a body.. little peg legs and crutches.. then he like killed himself.. and the next one was where i noticed it.. and like took this psycho bitch down.. and we hid in another apartment.. and hid behind a bed.. and we had a really really deep talk...and it really freaked me out..i woke up at like 4:30.. and i was really scared...i dunno why i dreamt that though..

Celly...you never told ME about that dream!I had another weird one last night:I was on the train, and my friend jumped on as it was halfway from the station to the other one, and I was like "How the hell did you get here?!" and he said "Hey, have you seen my pants?", and I said "Yeah....you're wearing them.", and he said "Oh...Ok." and flew away....weird, huh?

lol oops.

last night i had one where i found Billy Corgan (from Smashing Pumpkins) verry hot. i was trying to have sex with him, but he wouldnt let me, because he was still in love with courtney love. i woke up really pissed cuz of that...and not to mention...well not only pissed

i just woke from another dream where i was holding a baby and it quit breathing, and ended up dying. i cant sleep, so i thought i would just come on here and see what was going on. does anyone have any clue what that could possibly mean at all?

I have repetitive dreams of killer bee's killing me and my family.

I had a dream where a giant constipated hamster ate me.

I also dreamt of a scary arab on a camel trying to catch me.

My strange mind....

Slinkin, is anyone you know having a baby? are you wanting a baby, or SO not wanting one........I feel a recurring dream is almost always your mind trying to tell you something.......tho dreaming about a baby is not necessarily about a baby....it could be a start of something new and you are worried that isn't not going to turn out right......

this one i have had a few times in my life, usually when i am feeling out of control of a situation.........I am at my parents, we live in the middle on nowhere......I park my car, with my children in it, outside their front door, on the lawn for some reason....anyway, I go in and get what i called for, and then i realise that there are dinosaurs (velocaraptors or how ever you spell it lol) 3 of them circling the house, and my kids are out there without me.......there is a back door and the front door where the car is, and they are going round and round.....and i have to try and time it so i can get to my kids without getting eaten........