I do remember being caught a least twice - once when I first began masturbating and like most boys I was consumed with it, doing it all the time. I was staying at the time with my aunt and a favorite cousin (female) and of course I could be a real slob about it, wiping it on the sheets when I was done, etc. I remember going to bed kind of early one nite just so I could do it and was all settled in with a raging hard-on when my older cousin walked in and looked right at me. Strange, we just looked at each other for a moment, then she went out. After a bit I resumed my fun. To this day, I kind of wonder what her intention was - to stop me? The other time I remember was in college and my totally straight roommate walked in on me and it was very embarassing for both of us. I was on the bed with my pants totally off and hardly had time to cover myself at all. He did a 180 and went out and came back shortly. I think my embarrased response was "I thought you were in class" or something equally stupid, his response I dont remember but we never really said anymore about it. Later that year I was busted for smoking pot so I'm sure he was not surprised!