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It’s llama and hot-tub time again Someone go get the lard!

I was just about to mention that...you've been away awhile, the llamas got lonely in the hot tub without you, farmer joe's wife has missed you dearly...she's waiting for you out in horse barn right now as i write this

have just finished giving the llama a good seeing to, but I couldn't find daisy. she hasn't gotten hold of the 18inch dildo do yours with the pneumatic drill attachment?

don't know where daisy is, we're using the farm hoe for the hay as the dildo now...it really does wonders, i met a new farmer round yonder last week...his sheeps really get in on the action

that wouldn't be old uncle albert would it? you should be in good hands with him... isn't he your sisters second brothers cousin's uncle's fathers nephew?The sheep sound fun, I had a blow up one untill I got a prick in it and it blew up.you do know we can't use lard on sheep tho... it's gonna have to be that thick'ole blank'n'dirty engin oil from the tractor.any how are you getting on with those crabs?

no it's uncle billy bob...he's my dad's brother's uncle's second cousin and half brother to my niece's step sister's daughterthat engine oil works great, me and my sister rubbed each other down in it the other day, brother joined in and ending up doing me right there, he's great at fucking me...i even caught mom watching through the window =) I think he pounded her later on that night

I do hope you managed to take some pictures, having been away from the farm for so long and being around these town folk and all there safe sex crap and anti-beastiality laws has been infecting my mind! Hell, they even threw me in jail the other week for jacking the dog off while I saw screwing a cat! I wouldn't mind but you told me there was lots of pussys in the town, but it took me ages to get hold of the neighbours car!did your brother manage to get a kid from your mother? I know he was hoping for another girl like your sister

yes mom is knocked up by my 12 year old brother, dad is ok with it since he knocked up my sister and his daughter peggy sue, she just turned 13yeah those town folks don't know what they're missing, i tried to get it on with the grocer's dog and almost got arrested, god wanted us to love all creatures didn't he?my family is planning an orgy for next weekend, you're welcome to attend

great! can I bring along emily-may, she's still nice and young at 6 but have been watching her getting off sliding up and down the pole on her bed... we are still trying to work out if she is mine or Gunters, but as he's my dad she looks the same as both of us.I think caleb wanted to come too, now he's had the operation I hear he's willing to try to get to work on that old bull that you've got strapped on up to your bedroom ceiling

wait now...my brother willie says he's the father of emily-mayyeah i heard that pole on her bed is really great...billy john said one of the poles comes off and works great sliding up his assplease do join our family orgy next weekend, i'm really trying my best to get knocked up by father, i love his baby batter =)

it's not emily-may. it's bobby sue. No i'm not a minor! looks around ok so wut if i am....shuu don;t tell.

lol. Somehow I'm surprised the serious modes be so.......FUN! Hiya! I'm new here...hope you'll accept me to your party.

it's been a running joke about the llamas for the past 3 years, we're not all serious...we're regular people too

hey, I didn't know we were allowd to post porn.One look at the saucy little critter and I totally spilled!

Billy the goat is still around waiting for you to do him again...Mom has been asking where you are, her and dad want to do a foursome with you and the horse again...did you know your sister had your baby this past summer?

oh'no, Daisy's really got it in for me, she's had me locked up in the cove under the barn since she found out I shafted oinker the pig...I didn't know the things she could do with those metal studs and my nipples are bleeding from where she's been nibbling on them with her dentures...we even ran out of lard and tar-oil, but she used the pig fat from oinker after she butchered her and overed me in guts and made me drink that lovely pig blood

By the way...I think I'm pregnant by Harold the pot belly pig, I was doing him all last month and now my period is late, is this possible? Hmmm I was doing daddy and uncle Ebenezer last month as well...golly gee I hope I'm not pregnant by daddy again, mom will be so jealous

but then if it is your daddy's again, bro can have a four-some with you all... there can't be anything better than being with your sister-daughter at the same timedid he go down the store earlier and pick up those extra large tampons for the llama's ass? bloody helms being with her the other night has stretched it too wide

The store won't allow us to buy tampons anymore so we got rolls of paper towels to use. I really would like to be pregnant by the pig Well dad's yelling at me from the barn...he wants to eat me out again

wow ur bro screwed ur mom??