Ever Masturbate While Stoned?

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I think you should try it, it's out of this world. I mean its like your whole body is involved, and it lasts for like 10 minutes. It also makes the high better... :P

what a wonderful idea

It is man, it really is. Like its insane... Im still a bit stoned. Ill explin it later when i come back down.

I cant mine up while im high/stoned

Seriously? Mine doesnt want to go down.

lol it feels like you’ve got King Kong’s cock in your hand as well

How the fuck do you know what king kongs cock feels like?

it's a figure of speach numb-nuts lol

Yeah i just felt like giving youshit for it... :P
Anyhow, back on topic...
Seriously, its insane. do it now.

Dude, I'm not going to go destroy my body in order to feel good for a little while. BTW, here's a nice quote "Just tell your penis you didn't masturbate because you were getting... stoned. It'll understand."

man i hate those commercials... but yeah gettin baked and jerkin it is awsome... just imagine foolin around with a chick when you were both baked, it'd be wicked...

Yeah, so I hear. And 'destroying your body'? Explain to me how weed can destroy my body. Give me some evidence that backs that up. I doubt that you can find any...

Oh, didn't know you asked a question Maybe Lung cancer, maybe brain damage, what else?

i have under the influence of PCP and anyother time on weed its great....

Tests concerning brain damage linked to marijuana have proven that weed does not damage your brain. And while weed does contain tar (the carcinigen in smoke) the amount smoked on average is not likely to cause lung cancer. Cigarettes are far more harmful than weed. But nowadays you can get cancer from anything, like white bread for example. White bread is treated with bleach to remove everything but the wheat itself, including nutrients that wour body looks for when digesting the grains. Instead fo finding the nutrients, it draws out all the chemicals into your system. My point is, weed might cause you problems, but the odds are so against it, and there are so many other things that you do that can hurt you worse. And you dont ahve to smoke weed, it can be ingested for a longer, more tame high. Or it can be brewed.

Hmmm. Pot cookies are yummy.

Cookies? Brownies are betta!

Why do I keep reading that smoking a joint is like smoking 10 cigarettes then? Also, I'm not going to smoke weed because if I get a high, I'm gonna think I'm dirty and stupid.

WEED IS GOOD FOR YOU!!! ITS ALL THE GOVERNMENT FAULT!!!! FUCKERS!!! HAHHA Sorry.. I will go harass someoen else

Don't listen to stupid government propoganda about weed being worse than cigarettes. My friend is in the police academy, and he tried to tell me weed was worse than cigarettes, because of the chemicals that they put in weed... WEED IS GROWN, DRIED, THEN SMOKED, usually there isn't any steps between that. The stupid crap that the government says is retarted, weed isn't GOOD for you, but it also isn't nearly as bad as most of the crap out there, like the air we breath. I don't smoke weed though, I gave that up like 3 years ago because it was stupid, "ohh, lets spend money, get high, and sit on our asses" there was no fun in that, it was like playing the same videogame 300 times in a row, nothing changes. But yes, I have beaten off while stoned... and I think I fell asleep.