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I was in the shower and all of the sudden i got really horny. I didn't have any lube so i tried shampoo. Bad idea. It burnt to pee for the rest of that day. I thought that there was something wrong with me but thank god the pain went away. So my main question is. When you so lotion do you just mean hand lotion for like when your skin is dry or is it something else. I wish i could get ky but i am to young. Also if you could post new ways to beat it i would appreciate it. Thanks.MORAL----DON'T USE SHAMPOO AS A LUBE LOL

LMAO, that's lube 101.

You can use conditioner

ky shouldn't be a restricted product. You can get in the grocery stores, in the health and body section.

yes there's no age of buying ky jelly. it's sold in every grocery store and pharmacy

Is ky jelly only used for masturbation? Because it'd be kind of awkward purchasing it...

Not only for masturbation, but almost exclusively for sexual purposes. It depends how good you are at acting as if it's a perfectly normal thing to buy. It could be embarrassing if your mother is on the checkout.

lol you could always say it's for inserting naso-pharyngeal airways... that’s my excuse lol

I'm sure everyone believes you (NOT!). :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

buy it along with some other health stuff, body wash, conditioner, etc. If there are a few bottles that look the same, nobody will look twice at what they are. Oh, lotion's a good one, they both have the spout at the top.

Ya know I've heard of this situation before, where shampoo burns when masturbating. But I've used shampoo many times as a lube, and never had any problem with it! In fact, I can't think of any soap or lubes I've has a burning sensation with. Where does this burning sensation come from? Is it by the urethra (pee hole), or the head (glans)?Does anyone else not have a problem with shampoo? Or am I the only one?I'm cut BTW - maybe uncut guys can't use it cause its too sensitive?

im cut,and i know not stick any soapy formula on my dick.the first time i jerked off i used soap,it was excruciating!out of desperateness ive used shampoo a few times too.your urethra feels like its on fire.and it burn like hell when you pee.it can last for like 2 hours afterwards.

Wow - that's so weird. I wonder why I don't have a problem with shampoo? Maybe my urethra opening is tighter so soap doesn't get in there? Maybe my urethra is just less sensitive?

Well out of a dare, i once put a handful of icy hot gel all over my genitals, it was the worst 30 minutes of my life. I tried putting water on it to stop the burning, but it opened my poors, and made it worse.

I have had this before, and I have even had instances where my penis dried up... kind of. It got really dry and crusty, like the skin was hardening, and cracking. It scared the crap out of my when I went to piss the day it was noticable. Anyways, shampoo does this any time I use it, I don't know why, but like you all say, it hurts when I pee. I found, that making myself pee through the pain, right away, usually helps to end it quicker, but that could just be a coincedence.

It takes a while to figure out what will and won't work. Some lubes that feel great in your fingers can be pure hell. The pain can be from the opening (meatus, peehole, etc.) or sometimes it is the inch of skin immediately behind the head, which is very thin and sensitive. Even a one millimeter skin split close to the underside of the head can happen from dryness or maybe over stretching.

one word - vaseline

Haha, I had that experience too... I agree, it does help if you just piss a lot immediately afterward. Icy Hot gel? haha, dude, ouch... Vaseline can work pretty well... I remember one time I was frequently using shampoo (kept getting horny in the shower that week, for some reason), and my whacker was drying up, though I became a leper. Best thing for shower monkey-spankin is baby oil, or the even better, and less messy, baby oil gel! Go buy it now.