Given this today
Watch out boys!!
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing there were three finaliists, two men and a woman.
For the final test, a CIA agent took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her."
The man exclaimed, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife!"
The agent responded, "Then you are not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for a few minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes and said, "I trie, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally it was the woman's turn. She was instructed to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another and screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. Then, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly. There stood the woman. As she wiped sweat from her brow, she said. "The gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."
Made me chuckle anyway :)
Given this today
Get a taste of Old Time Religion..........lick a witch grin<br />
Ha ha ha ^_^ I love that joke!
<span style="font-style: italic">things we've learned from the movies - - when they're alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other....
hahahahaha, that is funny sad.
My dad told me that a few weeks ago, still funny though!
<b>The Word of God - <i>Surprisingly indistinguishable from one's own personal opinion.</i></b>
Made me chuckle too!
~I tried to be good, but then I got bored~