Im Really Horny From Reading All This Stuff....... I Live In A One Bedroom Apartment With My Mum. I Cant Even Masturbate!!!!!! GRRRRR
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horny from reading stuff on here?
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i havent even kissed a guy in 1/2 a year so pretty much anything will make me horny
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Well I haven't kissed a guy in over 3 years! But I myself am a guy so... last time I kissed a girl, 2 days ago and it was only a dare. But before that, 8 fucking months ago!!!!!! I am a horny bastard and you could never defeat me!!!
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I'm on a year long dry spell...yea u heard me. it either is nothin or its pouring. what i meant by that is i either have no one for a while or i have so many options its ridiculous. does neone else find this to be true?
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Yeah, I do... no , thats a lie. I never get any. Before 8 months ago, it was like, 5 years man! 5 fucking years!!! Please, someone, I like long walks on the beach in the moonlight, romantic candle lit dinners and anything else you find admirable in a boyfriend.
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i can relate. I havn't been layed in nearly 24hrs. I'm going crazy here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fuck you! Fuck yourself right in the ass!!!
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hey buddy, don't hold back, tell us how you really feel.c'mon, let it out, it's healthier!!
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I have never kissed a girl...well unless you count that time...
well...nevermind..
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Oh, you really want to tell that story. Go on and tell us, this thread ain't going anywhere.And again, fuck you Unsupervised!
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I don't think I need to tell the whole story, after all, I'm not the type to hijack a thread.Enough to say, she snuggled her ass up against me and we had a lovely "spoon style". (god I hope the neigbours were sound asleep)
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In reply to: after all, I'm not the type to hijack a thread LMFAOAnd I wasn't talking to you, Lord Fucks-Occasionally! The Colonel seems to have a kissing story! I wanna hear that!
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In reply to: And I wasn't talking to you Narcissism is a burden as well as a sin, sorry
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This is X to the zibit, and we have officially Pimped your thread!
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In reply to: This is X to the zibit, and we have officially Pimped your thread! ..... that made me chuckle.............
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Chuckle, but not masturbate? Then my work is not done yet.
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you are never gonna hear it b/c this thread is dead. And Justice Is Done!!
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Is there a bathroom in that joint?
