Drinking fun

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Okay, this may sound stupid but it really emberrassed me when I found out I did it. A few months ago I get this phone call at work from my sister-in-law (she is drunk off her ass) asking me to come by after I get off of work and I agree. Well I show up at her house and both of my brothers, my sister and my cousin (he's not really my cousin at all, no blood relation it just he's been around so long we concider him like part of the family). Well I asked my brother why everyone wanted me to come to his house and he says "We're gonna get you drunk. You've never really drank before and tonight you're gonna drink with the best" Well being the moron that I am I agreed. Well my brother starts handing out shots of tequila (and they weren't normal shots, more like a glass full of the stuff) and I drank it down.Well I ended up blacking out and I can only remember showing up at their house and then walking home at 3 in the morning. Well as I'm nursing a very bad hang over my brother and his wife show up and they start laughing at me. Well me being the person I am, I just had to be let in on the joke. They told me that for two hours I became little miss horney and that I kept trying to get into my cousin's pants (remember we aren't really related so no bashing please) They said I would start dancing with him then I'd start grabing his couhcough and all of this other stuff (and no we did not sleep together, I passed out long before I could have tried that). I was so emberrassed! I guess I don't remember a thing becuase I drank so much alcohol, a bottle of vodka, a bottle of tequila, and a bottle of peach something all on my own. I know it must have happened because neither of us can even look each other in the face when ever we see each other. Okay, go ahead, laugh all you want.

That isn't embarassing!!! Thats normal drunk stuff!! I've done worse while sober!!!!Although it was still entertaining!

In reply to: I drank so much alcohol, a bottle of vodka, a bottle of tequila, and a bottle of peach something all on my own. Let me guess they were 1/5's? My bullshit meter is off the cbarts. You'd be dead.

Did she say that they were fucking 300 litre bottles?!?!?!

In reply to: Let me guess they were 1/5's? My bullshit meter is off the cbarts. You'd be dead I'm sorry if your bullshit meter is fucked up but I'm going by what everyone told me. Plus you didn't have to throw your guts up for nearly a whole day, I did. All I know is, I'm never drinking again (unless it's water).

I beat all, and i am not sure that is good.Where do i start (5 months of college and I could write a book about drunk stuff).July 2004-It was the 4th of July and my buddy and I went camping with some friends of the family. Well we both got shitfaced and we had met two foreign girls. Well that night we snuck into their tent. We both started to do some things and were both kicked out.September - November 2004:Drunk Calls-I hit on 10 peoples moms, lost 5 friends, etc...too many to listInjuries- Messed my ankle up good, still is hurt and swollen.Hit my head and gave myself a concussion, and threw up.Since then:I have woken up covered in orange paint. I have grabbed multiple chests' and asses. I have hung over a girls shoulders and told her to talk to my friends, and I have ddry humped God knows how many people.

lol...forgot about that stuff...I smashed a beer bottle over my head and crushed beer cans on my head...no blood/pain...

That reminds me.
Years ago, I was at the night club that I basically lived at. My girl friend dujour showed up just long enough to totally wind me up with her shit then leave (unhealthy relationship).
I started knocking my beer galss angainst my head, asking "why why why why" when it broke (the glass that is). Mt face felt suddenly wet and I couldn't remember if the glass was full or empty. I turned to the sister of a friend. Now it had taken ages for her to get her sister to aggree to come to this infamous night spot. So I asked this poor thing "am I bleeding?". I knew the answer by the lack of colour in her face (skalp wound, you know). My frineds took me out, cleaned me up and we went back and had fun.

I thought the same thing "a bottle of vodka, tequila and peach schnapps" would kill you, but yeah if you have never really had alcohol before, a bunch of shots of each is going to get you pretty hammered.I never did anything embarassing, but like an idiot I once drove completely smashed when in college. Everything was double. Somehow I followed the 2 yellow lines in the road and made it home in one piece. Pretty dumb.

In reply to:lol...forgot about that stuff...I smashed a beer bottle over my head and crushed beer cans on my head...no blood/pain...Just like Bluto Blutarsky (John Belushi) in Animal House...was on cable last night.When I drink, a few drinks are OK; after that, since I'm so damn tightly wrapped, I just get quiet. If I drink a whole lot, I literally can't speak. If I drink even more, I pass out.I drank a lot with some friends on Independence Day a while back in Boston (played 18 holes...i.e., go to 18 different bars and have a drink in each one).We missed the fireworks.I had to be carried back to the car by two people. I decided that was not so good, and haven't gotten dead drunk since.

In reply to: but like an idiot I once drove completely smashed when in college hopefully never again?!

I just remembered what it was like in Brewster Hall, at Syracuse U., when it was a single-sex dorm (i.e., a zoo). There was something screwy with the people on the fourth floor (where I lived). Some of them would get falling-down drunk, and then climb out the window and walk on the ledge. The next year, a guy from Columbia brought a case of aguardiente ("a fiery liquor made from the juice of pressed sugar cane" that tastes like ouzo). He and his roommate would get trashed on it (blechhh!), and climb out the window and walk on the ledge.I don't know what was with that place, but that sounds pretty dumb to me.

Unsupervised: congratulations hon pulls out chair sit take the wieght off your feet whispering how it happened hon? you were drunk remember

Well when i was 15 we went on holiday with my parents and I took a friend, the first day there we met a group of Irish lads, and we spent the day with em, had such fun. I got off with the oldest who was 21 and my mate got off with his brother....they had their own holiday chalet thing, and we spent all hours god sent with them in 'their' place. The night in question patto came back with a bottle of whisky for me which was duly opened.....and I only remember 3 things, having the first drink, crawling across the floor to the nearly finished bottle and then waking up in the morning, in someone elses clothes!! laffin everything inbetween is a blur.Had a passionate snog with my best friend (guy) while holding hands with my, boyfriend, well at the time anyway LOLTook a guy back home to my parents house after a night out in a club and woke the whole house.Walked the 4 miles home from the nightclub alone (how fucking stupid was that!!!)tried to get free drinks while in a nightclub dressed as a nun - couldn't get one mind you but was offered lots of other stuff laffinGot talked into a wet t shirt comp and won laffinthose are the ones I will admit to anyway

Lets see. I bought a round at subway..123$Ran naked through a bar that my Dad was in.and Walked around local a bar with my pecker hanging out.. I guess I told everyone I was trolling for suckers. Came back 2 weeks later and the bartender handed me the pictures.Those are the only ones i am going to admit. I quit drinking 8 months ago, because of some other things I did.

Ok I have some more:I just got to this bar (already drunk) and my friend went to order our drinks. Well I starting chatting with some people who I thought my friend knew. Sat down at thier table. They had a videocamera (one of them were getting married soon...I think) And apparently I was dared to 'deep throat' a beer bottle. I did. Wasn't even my beer bottle. AND they have it on tape. My friend finally comes back and is like WTF are you doing. I'm so embarressed I did that.Another time I drove to meet some friends at the bar. I parked on the street and when I left someone had parked behind me. I thought I was sober enough to drive, but instead I put the car in reverse and backed into the other car. I can't believe I did that. Now, I would never even think to drive drunk. I look back and think how stupid!

Well one night of getting so trashed I can't remember what I did (or tried to do) was enough for me. Now if I drink anything it either water or coke-a-cola (I can't even bring myself to drink my favorite drink sob)

Awww, it's OK Katie. At least you learned your lesson the first time. (and what you did wasn't even that bad ) It took a couple times for me to learn, obviously.

Thats a lot of alcohol. Give me a few shots and Im done. I have such a low tolerance for alcohol. A few weekends ago, I went to a friends house. I took one shot and drank a tall can. I was fucking wasted. So who else is like me? :grin:

wellll...... I'm kind of the opposite, I ususally get Christmas cards from several breweries.However, a couple of tequila and it's sleepy-by time.Oh and I'm allergic to rye (Canadian Wiskey). Every time I drink it I break out in handcuffs!