A thread elsewhere reminded me, so I had to share.My family is what you'd call sheltered. We were driving through Tx one year and stopped at a convenience store in the Panhandle. Newayz, in the women's bathroom they had those machines that dispense flavored condoms (you know, cherry, fudge, etc.). My little sister (12 at the time) asked me and my other sis, "What's a condom?" I told her to go ask mom. She did and when she came back she said, "Ok, but why would it need to be fudge flavored?"I nearly died laughing.
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Funny condom story
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hahahahaha,thats so cute you could forgive her for now thinking you got taste buds down there.hehe.
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did your mom tell her what they were really for? lol or was it like a quick answer...sex. i bet you still pick at her about that don't you? Mandude i know if i had asked my brother something like that he would still be picking about it. mandude she really whent and asked her mom.. WOW! at 12 there would have been no way i would have done that.
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it is easy to see she doesn't know anything about that it and her mother told her because it has to do with safe sex and is not exactly sexually explicit. The simple answer she might have said was, "It prevents a mommy and a daddy from having a baby when they are unready for one." I doubt she would mention STD's because the family is sheltered from that, but that would be a simple answer about a condom that even an 8-year-old could understand with out saying what it really is used for. It would be easy to see why that her question would be why does it have to taste like fudge. Safe-sex blowjobs are not exactly something to be speaking to a 12-year-old about anyways if the family doesn't want to have their child to deal with sexuality at that age, but by not dealing with it actually is more hurtful in the long run.
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My mom told her what is was for, but Kelly just doesn't know anything about unnormal sex, i.e. blowjobs.
Another funny one (but not sexual). Until she was 16, my other sister thought that chicks (fertilized eggs) and the ones in the store (unfertilized) came from a different kind of chicken!
And yes, I do tease them all the time. (Ah, the joys of being the eldest.)
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my brother still gets a laugh from me pissing on a cat. lol and he was the one that dared me to do it. lol
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that's mean
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lmao. I know a guy who peed on an electrical fence. He didn't know it and the fence was low voltage. It's a weird story because the guy said he felt something biting his ass, and he had a pet goat, so he thought the goat was nibbling on his ass when really it was the fence shocking him. Crazy story!
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i was only like ...this many.... i was really little. no! i wouldn't ever do that now.
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I might. :grin:
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Does your honey use them when you have sex?
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no, I've never had them in me at all. I've only owned a 3pack once, and it was to play a joke on somebody. I know it's stupid, but I won't give up on this particular stupidity of mine.
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My ex and I used flavoured condoms for oral, and the sensation was incredible - she didn't like me cumming in her mouth so it was a compromise for the both of us. (BTW mint and strawberry were her favourites, and yes we did fuck with them on and going down on her afterwards was interesting!!!)