What special skills do you have?

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I can wipe myself after going doo doo. My God, isn't that enough?

Tis true, that once you concur that hurtle you have concurred half of life. If only the true value of that skill was celebrated as it should be...

Women expect so much of a man nowadays.

Not in this day and age

I can do laundry. (I don't fold sheets very well.)ooo that reminds me... I can fold a fitted sheet so you can't tell it from it's regular counterpart in the closet (for some reason, women find this annoying)and, well most of you know about me in the kitchen, even if not first hand (yet)

Julie can do that ! I cant, she showed me how, didnt matter, Im a loser at folding sheets.Not only can I blow shit up I can do it efectivly, proper charge for proper demo, blast defets, max cutting power for least possible explosive waste :D. I was thinking abuot shit m better than I first let on, I have boo koo survival skills, I can fight, oh so well, I can build god damned near anything including a complete house, from foundation to completion, remodel any house, landscaping, waterfalls, fountains, I can climb ice or rock, sometimes with no rope just because its a better rush, I cave, and rappel, I climb clean and dont drill holes or bolt cliffs where natural or removable protection canbe placed. Im a heavy backpacker, and used to do so in the winter till julie made me stop. Its jsut not worth the bitching and worrie it causes to go alone in avalanche areas. Im a hell of a dad, spend a great deal of time with my family and friends. Im the coolest fucker that when one buddy had a new baby the other day the one he called from the hospital was me instead of family.He called them too, I was jsut teh first one he called, and ttexted the phone pic of the new baby. I can pul an engine from daned near any car in less than an hour. I can rebuild and start and run and even drive that car with the engine in it for years, so my work must be good. Im currently helping to build a turbo install kit for a chevy blazer where no kit is buyable to do it. to quote styx, I can solve all the worlds problems with out even trying.I tie my own flys and catch fish on them. I can track any fucking animal thru the woods or desert but tis so much easier if there is snow. Bad shots on huntiung partners have led to my taking 2 days to find dead animals that ran instead of dropped when they were shot. All but my first kill were clean and every animal has dropped where ti stood, or exploded and left little trace penidng what animal I was shooting and with what gun. a 30.06 on a jack rabbit at 30 yards doesnt leave much of a carcass :D.I can load my own ammo, I can do any number of things, if I only decide I want to do them. I can grow plants, I am not talking about 10 foot high weeds inmy closet witha grow light and tin foil taped to the walls, I mean a garden of anything I choose to grow in this climate and have them come out nice and big and kick ass instead of puny shirivled waste of time and water and money plants. Im either brave or stupid enough to ski, white water raft, and ride a bike. Not a road bike, a fucking pedal bike thru trees with no room for error at 20 or 30 MPH on a mountian side heading down hill on trails that were made by deer and elk. Iv destroyed 4 motor cycles and walked away each time. I feel bad about one of them since ti wasnt my bike, but I did buy that guy a new bike. only one of them was a road bike and it thank god I owned so its loss only affected me.Im also stupid enough to be ready to buy or build another. Once I destroy one the need to ride leaves me for a bit and a couple years later returns in a god awful ache and desire. Im thinking of buying one, making the conversions to chopper it and riding it on my honeymoon from salt lake city to yellowstone, then west into california and down to frisco followed by san diego and tiajuana mexico before heading into vegas and then home.Iv operated heavy equipment. Im a fucking pro, if it blows black smoke, I can run it. Im not real lgood on a grader, and its beena few years since I ran a dozer with any accuracy, but I can run them and with a few hours to refresh I could be a bad mother fucker on them again.I am king, all hail the chance man.

Is good enough in my book steve, I realize the importance of it as I have a 3 year old that while he wipes his own ass, doesnt do so hot a job at it. Due to that my laundry skills have been expanded, not to mention I get teh joy of wiping his ass as well as my own. I thought that was over when diapers went bye bye but its still clinging on a bit longer ( pun intended)

I can fold a fitted sheet so you can't tell it from it's regular counterpart in the closet (for some reason, women find this annoying)I hang my head in shame that my folded fitted sheets look like a bowl of tortellini. Women are jealous creatures, and they can't countenance a man's folding a sheet better than they.You were destined to be a sailor, or the guy who folds the flag after running it down the flagpole every night.

I have the rather Rain Man-ish ability to list for you who won Academy Awards in the 6 main categories since 1960.Useless, I know.But I'm also a damned good therapist if that helps.

Art stuff. - drawing( best at figures..and animals), painting, computer.. Some Little poems writing.. motocross, horses. Music....i guess those are skillsI can land my bike (dirt bike) with no hands. I used to play soccer. Now I just play soccer with our soccer playing corgi lolI know some tae kwon doe. I was a green belt with 3 blue stripes. I quite that too tho. I’ve forgot a lot of it tho lol. I started driving when I could reach the peddle and see over the dash lol. (those were the good days when I was too little to toss hay lol) I mimic sounds ..really good at mimicking animals and dirt bikes. Lol so been told I was mimicking sounds b4 I was actually talking. I walked b4 I crawled. Yea I know I’m still wired. I make my own sound effects when I draw and bite my tongue when I play xbox or ps2. lol I started doing my own laundry when I was like 11. And if I don’t do my own laundry I don’t have no clean cloths. i have my own system i go by. lol i go barfoot alot in the summer and shirtless. haha (only said that cuz some one said somthing about laundry...lol)I can lift part of my eyebrow. But only on my left side. It’s like the right side goes way down and the left side goes way high lol

LOL, I hate folding the fitted sheets!

Originally Posted By: DxLISHxISx_43

LOL, I hate folding the fitted sheets!

I'll fold 'em if you help me mess 'em up

I never really fold them. I just put the ends together and slightly roll them up so they look folded

Haha, I do the same thing.

Yeah, that's pretty much what I do.My parents were able to fold sheets beautifully. I guess it's not genetic.