It is only very recently that I've admitted to myself that seeing a person masturbating, regardless of sex, is very erotic. Having a dick is awesome, so seeing another guy enjoying it should be sexually arousing without worrying about any connotations.
It was with this attitude that at a party over the week-end where mates and I were chitchatting about favourite movies of last year, that after mentioning my top three, I gave an added thumbs up to “The Dreamers”. An ‘art house’ film about a share house of three film nerds set in Paris in the late 60s, where a definite highlight is when a twin challenges her French brother to masturbate in front of her and an American student (played by Michael Pitt) as a penalty for failing to guess a movie title. It is a very erotic wank, especially with the sister holding a feather duster. This recount stopped a few party conversations.
Well this got me to thinking about my top three movie wank highlights. “The Dreamers” is in my top three. My other two are the Mexican “Y Tu Mama Tambien” (which I think translates to “And Your Mother Too“ from memory) where the two lead characters spur each other on while doing it on twin diving boards; and an oldie (well 1994) the Spanish movie “Kika“. The latter I must admit I felt very guilty on leaving the cinema. I was in Sydney with my girlfriend at the time and the movie is very insensitive as it makes fun of rape. I felt guilty as I was laughing, along with the majority of the cinema, about an escaped sex addict who is going for his personal non-stop record while the police are trying to drag him off his victim. While this is all going on some over the top journalist from a more over the top TV show arrives with a camera mounted to her head. The guy escapes from the police to the balcony, still incredibly horny, and while the journalist is catching his now solo antics live for TV land from the pavement below she ends catching more than she bargained for.
This movie account then got me thinking about my three favourite wank moments in books. My top three are "The Chocolate War" - you gotta love both not conforming and catching a guy going for it in the school toilets with camera in hand; “Portnoy’s Complaint” - which is a very funny book about sex and whacking off; and “Angela’s Ashes” which is an amazing survival story threaded with humour and this hideous sin that Frankie will never do again. Which reminds me, there is a funny wank scene in the movie of “Angela’s Ashes” that cracked the cinema up laughing
Well that is my top masturbation in movies / books. Do you have any highlights?
Masturbation in Movies (and books)
There's a funny scene in 'Cinema Paradiso' if anyone has seen it?
That's the best "date film" ever created. (Notice that I avoided using the term "chick flick".)
<i>Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.</i> -- MLK
I thought going back ten years was good; but you have mentioned some memorable 80's scenes that are an inspiration to masturbators everywhere. I’m off to the coast for a surfing long week-end (public holiday in Oz on Monday) so mentioning “Fast Times at Ridgemont High” is awesome. Sean Penn played a great role; I‘ll be chasing the tasty waves for sure. Blue Lagoon is definitely funny - all that innocent guilt. Heh, I know I‘m going to escape from my mates for a while now; find a great view; drop the pants; and go for it
All this 80's talk has triggered two more memories: The chronic masturbator out of “Catholic Boys” (I think it might have been called something else in the US e.g. something Heaven or similar if I recall right) who is always rushing out of scene as everything makes him so horny for a jack. “Donnie Darko” also has to get a mention as it was set in 1988. The main character under hypnosis, is asked by his shrink about what he thinks about when at school. He responds ‘Married with Children’, she thinks he is referring to his family. But he is thinking about fucking Christine Applegate, and with that goes to whip it out Very embarrassing, but got a great laugh out of the cinema.
Whip it out clubbers and have a great week-end,
My all time favorite: Kim Basinger in 9 1/2 Weeks. The lighting in that scene, the music, and the visual of Kim doing it....oh my....excuse me while I put the DVD in.