THE BEST Way to Masturbate is when you

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can not be disturbed and you have good lube. Lubrication prevents drying and irritation. It is best to make sure your door is locked too...lol

*chuckle*

i was thinking the same thing :grin:

what is so funny about that?

Its funny cause they don't like you... tee hee hee.

Twice owned.

I think the best way to masturbate is your mental prowess to manipulate yourself to orgasm, without ever touching it.

I think the best way to masturbate is your mental prowess to manipulate yourself to orgasm, without ever touching it.

That sounds like it would take forever!

well this is an old thread. What the hell lets go ahead and divulge some rather sick and embarrasing information about myself.I realize this was started just to have somethign to say and its really pretty damned dumb, much like my typing ability.probally damned near 20 years ago, I couldnt have been older then 14, I was cooking some food after school and being the perv that I was at 14 (I'v matured Im a much better perv now then I was then) I got to thinking that sex is warm and that maybe if I could find something warm to wack it with that it would be more like real sex. I was cooking and the first thing that came to mind was the hamburger that I was browning to make some tacos. after I finished the cooking part and before I bothered to actually eat, I grabbed some burger that had cooled a bit and headed off to the bathroom where I wa certain I wouldnt be disturbed. with a handful of meat I took my meat in my hand and proceed to wack away.Thinking back, I do belive that was the best damned wak session Id had to that point. warm burger, the heat the texture all fo that it didnt take long for my younger self to shoot some skeet and clean up and get the hell out of hte bathroo before anyone else got home. aside from handjobs I have been given I think that might have been my best masterbation experience of my youth.

Remind me to never attend any of your bbq parties...LOL!

well that was 20 years ago! Iv found other things to better my self now, now I have a g/f!BBQ's are safe at my house now unless you get in my canoe for a row out on the lake?

Haha yes, now you have some real fee fee.

heyyyyyyyyyyyou checking up on me I never thought I could get away with a canoe reference from another thread and have my fee fee reference turne back on me all in one night!apparently either people here are smarter then the other forums I run around in or have more free time to read!

I go on here once i finish my hw, and I stay for a few hours, going in order of the forum and reading, then by the time i'm done, there'll be new postings! Once it gets quiet, i got to bed...like right about now! ZzZzZzZ...

how is the best way to masterbate

my friend can do that......damn it's HOT

In reply to:Its funny cause they don't like you... tee hee hee.hahahahahahahahaha

god this is a werid forum! LOL!

Im a girl (13) and get really horny when i look at porn. i've humped my couch and used a pen nd a carrot but i just cant get that "high" feeling. My mom wud flip if i went into a store where they sell vibrators, can anyone help with the vibrator situation and/or the masterbating.

**use the search button, there are lots and lots of threads about this. **

i don't even think ur even be let into a store where they sell sex toys!