if read so many of these things about how people do it and in different methods etc, but my rents are in a lot and whenever i get an urge i cant go to the bathroom for 10mins+ or lift up my matress, any suggestions for quik but very fun methods ?
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When do you do it ?
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before i got a part time job, I did it when i got home from school and nobody else was home... now normally at ngiht when everyone else is in bed.
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If you've got a bedroom with a door, you can jack off all night long - just keep it quiet and nobody will know. Or jack off while in the shower. If you don't spend crazy amounts of time in the shower, no one will be suspicious that you're jacking off in there.
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Therein lies the rub--so to speak. It's easy to lose track of time in the shower, which will arouse suspicions.
In my old place I had a waterproof wall clock over the shower (WetTimes was the brand, I think). It had a gasket-sealed complartment for the movement and battery.
But it's probably not a good time to inhale all tht chlorine, if you're on a city water supply. And it's not socially responsible to drain a 40-gallon water heater taking a shower.
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yeh only problem is though, im bored of all the basic wanks in bed/shower etc and wanna do something more exciting, what could i do ?
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I do it at least twice a day.
(1) Every morning while I'm watching the morning news (Julie Chen from CBS' The Early Show and Robin Meade from CNN Headline News have helped me along).
(2) Every evening during the news before bed. L.A. newscasters Lauren Sanchez (YOU'VE GOT TO GOOGLE THIS WOMAN) and Maria Quiban star in my fantasies.
(3) If I have time, privacy and the urge I might do it when I get home.
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For the next year, every time Robin Meade Googles herself, she's going to find this post.
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lol thats really funny. imagine googling urself and finding out ur the person people have fun looking at.