Something terrible happened

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I got up this morning and noticed something isn't right.I sensed a nasty smell and already had a suspicion.When I took a look at my underwear I realized I must have had a wet dream without noticing it! Usually when I get a wet dream I wake up and then directly change the clothes but this time I did not notice it.My undies and my normal trousers which I wear over them smelled really bad like fish.But the worst is my bed also smells like fish!!!!I examined it with the nose and even the mattress smells like fish on the very place where I must have laid with my dick can you believe it? How in the world can the smell penetrate through virtually everything?I have a pretty thick cotton cover over the mattress but it did not stop it.The sperm can impossibly have gotten through it it must simply be the smell.Then I checked my blanket and even the blanket totally smells like fish on one area!!!!I am totally disgusted. How do I get my bed clean again? How do I get this smell off? I cannot wash the mattress.You only smell it when you press your nose on it but it still totally bothers me. The mattress was brand new and now it smells like fish. This is just terrible. And what also concerns me is what if this happens again? I had never thought that sperm can smell so bad. When it's fresh it doesn't smell bad.How am I supposed to stop this? I had even jacked off the same day so it is also totally strange to get a wet dream when you jacked off the day before.How am I supposed to stop this? Shall I wear airtight underwear or what?!The smell really seems to be able to go through anything.

Sheets and shit... wash them.Mattress... Lysol, kills the germs and the odors they cause or Febreeze.

What is Lysol? I am not sure this is available in Europe.I only know Febreeze. Does this stuff really kill bacteria and germs or does it only make a nice smell while leaving the bacteria unaffected?

Febreeze is supposed to kill odour causing bacteria and the such so it should work- my advice is use the original Febreeze, not the new specially scented ones.As to stop this from happening: masturbating a bit more frequently will help with reducing or even eliminating wet dreams from occuring in my opinion... so keep the system clear. Even though you had jacked off just prior, your system may still have retained enough fluid. I'm not sure if the age may impact it.A few months ago I had a wet dream randomly, and the very same day (or the day before as I woke up in the morning) I had jerked off. It did have a bit of an odour, although it seems you ejaculated quite a bit more.

I have them if I dont masturbate once in a like a week, everytime. It never smells bad though. im 20 also, ive always been like this. sometimes I wake up, sometimes I dont.

hi.
i looked at the german febreze website. they have febreze and they also have febreze antibacterial.
does this mean you have to buy the antibacterial one cause the normal one does not kill bacteria? otherwise it would make no sense to have different ones.
the antibacterial one says that it kills 99% of the germs and that it is used against animal odors! should i get this one? if it helps against cat piss then it should also help against my juice right?
the classic febreze does not mention bacteria at all. if the classic one also kills bacteria as well as the other one then it wouldnt make sense to bring out another one.
but the one against animal odors have a warning about biocides which the other ones don't have. this sounds a bit scary. :frowning:

as for the wet dream....
i think this was the first time that i had a wet dream on a day where i had jacked off. it's really unlikely to happen.
but it must have been a wet dream. what else should it have been? urine would have been more wet and it also would not have smelled like fish. i guess since i didnt wake up the sperm got liquified and also started to develope the nasty smell. maybe i should do some tests with sperm and see how long it takes for it to smell bad or maybe it only starts to smell bad when it is on the body and in contact with body bacteria. maybe in a petri dish it would not start to smell.

regular Febreze is not anti-bacterial.I usually keep the AB stuff around because many odors are biological.I'm surprised that you don't have Lysol available. I thought it was fairly universal. It's about the best germ killer ever invented.

Is Lysol the brand name or the name of the substance?I bought antibacterial febreze which is actually against animal stink. I'm a bit concerned that this stuff might not be too healthy after all it contains some kind of biocide.

Jesus. You dont need to make it a federal case....spray the mattress if you must or try flipping it or turning it. wash your sheets and get on with it.!! it's not a big deal

let me Google that for you

I have a problem. I smelled the matress and cannot localize the fish spot anymore! The smell seems gone. Now I also don't know where to spray the stuff! :frowning:

If the smell is gone, then there seems to be no more problem... right?

but what about the bacteria? as far as i am concerned the matress is still contaminated. :frowning:
i feel unclean having to sleep on that matress.

What bacteria? The only bacteria is from your dirty ass not the semen.. haha

You could always turn the mattress.

I can see that you have but one choice left. Burn the mattress. Otherwise your jizzteria will crawl back up your dick, get into your blood and cause brain damage.

oh, never mind

Bacteria are actually part of normal life. The good earth is full of bacteria, and any normal person has their skin covered with them.

There is a difference between normal bacteria on the skin which do not smell and those bacteria in sperm which smell like FISH!!!!I don't want fish bacteria on my matress.

Who says that a smell is casued by bacteria?

Biological smells often (not always) are the result of bacteria breaking down larger molecules into smaller ones, but it's not that the bacteria are evil ones, it's just the result of their diet (like people being given a diet of beans and onions).