How tall are you?

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Obviously you have been hearing rumours about my evil, genitally retarded brother. He often poses as me to ruin my glorious and satisfying reputation.Just kidding! I've said it before and I'll say it again, I am shite in bed!

I'll tell the girls!

Warn them of the retarded cock in Mullach Íde!

OH - MY - GOD! - are you the legendary retarded cock of Mullach Íde!!!???

MWA* o and i luvs your name too. starfisies are so pretty ^_^

I am indeed! Tis a reputation passed down by the Talbot family of An Chaisleán Mullach Íde.

And yer all a gang of langers, each one more flaccid than the last! Oh yes, I've heard the talk..

I be no langer!! Tis my lack of a langer that gave me my reputation!!

Thanks Ash; It just seemed appropriate luv, since I point in so many directions at once, ha ha!

your very welcome

Oh yes, forgive my ignorance in matters of langers and the lack of such; tis your langerless state that has you a legend of langerlessness round these parts of langerland. May God rest your langer, not that ye'll be needing any help from on high there, oh eternally restful Mr Langerless Mc Flaccid. Be all my blessings upon you and may you find a woman musculed and strong, since Mrs Langerless Mc Flaccid has run off with Mr Micky O'Toole from the next field..I hear they found his plough stuck in the furrow Langerless, sure we can all do without problems good sir; tis not one you'll ever have, to be sure.. To hell with that Mickey O'Toole and his big hard tool; may his langer wither up like the last leaf before winter, and go brown, and stink to almighty, and fall off.

Jeeze, they sure do talk like freaks in Baldoyle....

Ah now dont be lazy Mr Langerless, tis for sure you can communicate with a maid from the langerlands! Ah yes, I've heard the talk..

Well, for an honest langerless chap such as myself, I find it hard to fight your endless langerless temptation. Should I continue in the wonderous adventure of langer talk, or shall I whoop your arse for being up at 3:20am on our Lord's night!?!

Tis not our Lords night, tis monday morn, so t'will have to be a full week you'll wait to whoop my arse for such an offence!

This is our Lord's Earth and as it is still the holy day in the west, his night continues! And being a dark Monday morn here, you should still be in your bed beneath your man. As the woman you should be tending to his needs, loving his langer and being thankful that he has one!!

But sure there is nothing unique in his possesing of a langer, we live in langerland after all; a land with such an abundance of langers it takes its name in honour of such lovely langers, and as such not many languish in your unfortunate condition of langerlessness!

17MaleALMOST 6' 1"

26/m/6'3"

I'm 18 f 5-4