I was just up in the attic, low and behold I find my electric blanket. I forgot about why I got rid of it... It was 5th grade and we just learned about nocturnal emissions; using my engenius mind I realized semen conducts like a bat out of hell. I start freaking out and ripping the blanket off of my bed. My mom walks in and says "Why are you doing that? You love that old blanket" I reply "It is going to zap my wiener!!!" She tried to explain how rediculous that sounded but I proceeded to the attic.
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Funny Story
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one word lol... "interesting"
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That shows logical thinking.
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lol
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Funny. I have an electric blanket too and I would never get rid of it.
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bur shy....you don't have a wiener to get Zapped off. Us guys are only born with 1 wiener.well exept Diver lol he has 4. LMAO! .....You know i'm joking... i hope
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LMAO. I sure hope I don't have a penis. looks down Nope. Still a vagina.
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imagine if u woke up one day wit a penis. what would u do?
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O_O Um......I dunno. Having a penis might be fun.
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it is lol, but wouldn't u be freaked out. Who would actually like tell there parents they woke up with a penis.
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I figure I wouldn't tell my parents. I'm pretty sure I'd lock myself in my room for a while.
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we should all get to switch our parts for a day. Everyone would be happy and there would be less violence.
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I second that, but how would that be possible?
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Well with biotechnology i'm sure its possible to some how do a gene mutation giving us the ability to do so. Some animals already do depending on who they need to mate with to produce offspring. If we can someone find out what set of nucleotides trigger that and we somehow get that to be transcribed in our DNA it would work. At least in theory. Not the kind of answer you wanted was it.
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O_O Not really, but yeah...... LOL
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I'm pretty sure I'd lock myself in my room for a while
don't you mean bath room? oh and the more u pull on it lol teh more u'll want to keep it. LMAO! :grin: :grin:
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No, I meant my room. And I don't think I'd want it forever. Just every once in a while. :smirk:
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lol now i'm pituring people like squanting and grunting to to push a penis out of them, and guys beinglike tranformers having compartments open and it folding on top it itself and rolling up inside.
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LMAO! Great mental pictures there.
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LMAO.......