Hi A2A clubbers,I think all Unsupervised's talk of his vibrating massager in the “Sex Toys Questions” thread brought this one back into the memory banks.I was on a winery tour today and had a flashback to when I was 24 that made me laugh out loud in the car. I laughed not only because it would have been embarrassing to have been caught, but also how stupid I responded to the situation. On laughing my friends wanted to know what was funny. Not wanting to share my jackin history with all my friends - these were not my surf buddies - and also not wanting to give more ammunition to how stupid I am, I told a smart arsed winery story instead. Luckily it made them laugh, so I was off the hook. But I think this one is funnier:While doing end of week clothes washing, the washing machine became unbalanced and vibrating heavily it started to walk across the laundry floor. Freaking out, and thinking there wasn’t anything I could do, I jumped into action and held the thing back in (Hey, hindsight is a wonderful thing. Now I know I could have turned the thing off and adjusted the footing and re-balanced it, but this was the first time such a thing had happened to me and I didn’t know you could make such adjustments to cater for uneven floors etc as the washing machine came with the place I was renting). Well any way, here I am holding this washing machine back in place as it is going through its cycles. The positive to the situation is that the force of the heavy vibrations felt great against the groin. As some-one who always looks on the bright side of things, and being naughty helps, it wasn’t long before I was bare arsed and getting a ride from the washing machine that resulted in a great hands-free climax Hey clubbers, has similar opportunistic moments, or fate, presented itself for jackin fun?Have fun,Sparkus