Strangest places you jerked off

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whats the strangest place you jerked off and actually cummed. My strangest place was in camper (RV) thing and my parents were in same room. it was dark. mom and dad were on pull out couch, i was on the single couch and my sister was on the floor. I cummed all over my self (I was under blankets so no one saw and they were asleep.) It was hard to clean up though.

well i have jreked off in the bathroom the car the classrom

Stangest place i have ever had a wank.... mmmm lets see possible in the confessional in a church, in a national park, at camp, in a car, on a bus... the list goes on,

off a cliff

in the car

I got the best ones!!!3. In a field next to a pond2. On an airplane, in the little bathroom (stew asked me if i was alright lol apparantly i had been bumping around a bit since it was so small)3. This one is the best: On the sidewalk of a crowded street in broad daylight. There were people walkin right by me and cars drivin past me and i just stood there jackin on the sidewalk.I was in a huge mascot suit heheheheheheheI pity the guy that went in that suit when i was done...

A long time ago.. I was about 14...I popped a nut on my best friends, Mom's toothbrush. (she was so fricking hot) I used to get hard thinking about her. So on one Saturday we were hanging out in my buddy's pool. I asked his mom what bathroom to use since I was all wet from swimming. She told me to use hers. I couldn't help myself. What can I say..?
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( im the starter of this whole post) the cumming on toothbrush story was funny :grin:

( im the starter of this whole post)***so?

wouldn't be proud of that, assuming theres another thread like this with 254 comments?:p

im not trying to brag, just each time i post something i want everyone to know exactly who its comming from

[2. On an airplane, in the little bathroom (stew asked me if i was alright lol apparantly i had been bumping around a bit since it was so small)] "Now I am!" or "No, please help me!" [3. This one is the best: On the sidewalk of a crowded street in broad daylight. There were people walkin right by me and cars drivin past me and i just stood there jackin on the sidewalk.] ... people are impressed as a mascot performs Elvis moves, then get startled by moaning and groaning. OK, you got my vote!

In reply to:On the sidewalk of a crowded street in broad daylight. There were people walkin right by me and cars drivin past me and i just stood there jackin on the sidewalk.] ... people are impressed as a mascot performs Elvis moves, then get startled by moaning and groaning. I don't beleive that crap for an instant!

well he said he was a mascot

Yeah, haven't you seen that Subway commercial where the guy is in the mouse suit at a baseball game and he isn't moving...the kid in the stands asks his dad why the mascot isn't moving and it's because the guy inside is eating a sandwich. Of course, depending on the costume, you could be doing other things...

Well, im serious. I was on the side of the street in a biiig roomy mascot type suit for a restaurant.That moaning and groaning stuff that other person posted didnt happen, tho... lol People were walking right by my and cars driving right past me. I cant beleive i did it, but... You get real bored sittin in that suit thing for hours

[That moaning and groaning stuff that other person posted didnt happen, tho... lol]But you did a wild Elvis, right!

Weirdest places for me:1) My grandmother's house one night when we stayed over2) The public washroom of my curling club (the Scottish rock throwing game)- I spewed all the over the seat lol, feel sorry for the next guy in there

These aren't that amazing, but they're kinda funny[1] In my friends' sister's closet, with her dress[2] In my sisters car[3] A camp bathroom, looking out the window everynow and again to get a view of some girls (i know... pathetic)

Hey bud, welcome. I'd suggest you change your avatar to something more appropriate....soon.