How old are you zacharymansell? And you Ineligible?
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Wheres the weirdest places you have masturbated?
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I'm an ancient 48, so I've had time to pick up the odd bit of information, so it's no credit to me if I know anything.
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lol. okay ya foge. Naw, I respect people older than me when it comes to experience. Good knowledge comes out of ya. Like a book for those who don't like to read.
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qwerty, that last one you listed was horrible. I play clarinet and you made me feel really gross. That's just.........eww........ shuddersAnyways:--In my bed--Infront of the computerThat's about it really. Not too exciting. :\
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reminds me of American Pie. I'm most girls don't do such things though.
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Where i've given my guy hand jobs:In a little forest, about ten feet from the road, with few trees, right next to a four foot path. We hid being a tree and some bushes. LOL so many people walked by us. we got so worried, especially when the guy in the house across the street started yelling to another guy about his barbeque and kept walking around. Later i found out he got some scrapes from the branches and plants and I asked him why he didn't tell me and he said "It felt so good I didn't want you to stop!"In JC Penny's. We snuck into a dressing room in the men's section with a whole lot of pants. We went into one of those little dressing room stalls and hugged a bunch and waited forever for the guy in the big dressing room to get out. Meh!!! I swear, that guy took an hour trying on pants. Then another guy went in with him, and that took awhile. Hehe I wonder if they were doing the same thing...they did take an long time...Finally, we snuck inside. Eheh...we did hear a voice from the other room saying "she's trying to look over again." ^^; hope that little girl didn't see anything. Also...someone tried opening the door...that was scary. When we went out of the room, a Jc Penny employee walked into the dressing room hallway, right past us. Hehe we so naughty.Under a bridge. There's a cool bridge that we hide under. 'course i'd love to tell you the blow job stories we have under there but..that's another thread. And prolly the best place where we've done that is...In front of my parents. heheheh. The first time i've ever made him cum was with my hand under a blanket, sitting on a couch, with my parents sitting on the couch next to us. We all were watching movie and the room was almost pitch black. Next we did that with my little 11 year old brother. Yep he came in front of my whole family. It was funny cause we went into the bathroom and blow dried his shirt cause it was so wet..and then the dryer burned part of the shirt, looking like a cigarette burn. LOL now he can look at his shirt and remember his first time cumming with me. Movies i've made him cum to: The Exorcist, The Lion King 1/2 (Hehe), and Donnie Darko. Six hand jobs in total. There could have been a lot of other cool places but we stopped for lent. Now he says he'll never masturabate again because it feels so good when I help him. AHAHAH THE POWER I HAVE!!
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You mastubated your little brother?? Where do all these wacko's come from?
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Oh my god, I'm thinking the same thing...you're little brother? that's sick
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and you wonder why there are so many perverts and sexual predators around.
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hi every1, umm the prolly weirdest place ever, was in a train toilet, you no those long distance trains that have toilets and beds etc, well yeah i just locked the door and away i went lol :laughing: :wink: it was great i went back later on the trip and did it again, i think because there was a chance i would be caught mad it more pleasurable lol, i dunno i think i read something about this about when its more chance of being caught that its better, maybe.. lol
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i told myself i was never going to do this again. Talking to perverted bitces sick.........LEAVE YOUR LITTLE BROTHER ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!accorse you don't give ashit about him or that ur going to screw his head up for life. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr
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I think she meant next to him, not to him.
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yeah, ithink so too.i hope so anyway!!!!
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my most weirdest place would have to be after i came out of the swimming pool on holiday i have no idea what came over me i got so horny in the locker cubical argh crazy i know
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You've misunderstood. I did not masturbate brother...I meant that he, and my parents were sitting in the couch next to us during the movie. I guess i wasn't to clear.
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"I guess i wasn't to clear. "Obviously
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In reply to:
I did not masturbate brother...I meant that he, and my parents were sitting in the couch next to us during the movie.
i'm sorry. I feel 100% better knowing you didn't do that to ur littel brother.
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Yeah, that would have been bad.
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ehm, i wouldnt be so quick to point the finger of blame here. i read it completely as she jerked off her boyfriend and it was his t shirt that was covered. it was you and your head that inputted it as her jerking off her brother. not to call you sick or anything grins but it was you that assumed it was her brother
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and a whole lot of other people assumed too, the way i read it still sounds that way, she explained though
