You guys might enjoy this limerick. It's been around. Maybe you heard it: There once was a man from Nantucket whose dong was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin; if my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.
It's been around since dinosaurs lived in Nantucket.
<i>Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.</i> -- MLK
That is the Oldest sex joke/poem ever... I bet George Washington said it to his men crossing the Delaware River
Brings to mind that "Yankee Doodle" was about masturbation. Don't quite recall the words, but the rhythm is obvious!