You guys might enjoy this limerick. It's been around. Maybe you heard it: There once was a man from Nantucket whose dong was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin; if my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.
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Pertinent Limerick
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It's been around since dinosaurs lived in Nantucket.
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That is the Oldest sex joke/poem ever... I bet George Washington said it to his men crossing the Delaware River
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Brings to mind that "Yankee Doodle" was about masturbation. Don't quite recall the words, but the rhythm is obvious!