So the UPS guy comes to my door this afternoon and delivers a package addressed to me....well this guy was so hot, all dressed in his chocolate brown suit. I knew he was delivering me my new vibrator that I had just ordered. I opened it right in front of him and he got so horny he pulled down his pants right on my front porch and I sucked him off in front of the whole neighborhood! He decided to take me back to his delivery truck were we had passionate sex. His dick was like 12 inches (no kidding). Has this happened to anyone else?
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The greatest thing just happened to me...
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lol setting the precedent for all other falsified posts to follow, I see.
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it's true
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What's the point of this thread?
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You're so lucky, Amanda!
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i want everyone to know about my amazing sex life
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I see
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I hope you didnt forget to get his number.
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All she has to do is get another package (vibrator?)
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Yeah all the time. The DHL chick and I get it on every Tuesday in her truck
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Americans are foreign men (hint hint)Seriously though, I think I may have met my future wife last week...
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I told you already that I can't marry you
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Ha ha
I don't think I would want to marry someone more perverted than I am
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Hey Amanda, what would happen if you went to the UPS warehouse where there is a bunch of guys walking around in brown uniforms?
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a big orgy...been there, done that already
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You've had a orgy before?
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did I ever tell you the one about the cable sales guy and the hot distributor rep?ooooo ya!
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I forgot to mention that I got turned on by my brother watching me and the UPS guy the other day...am I normal?
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It's OK; we all have these feelings from time to time. Just don't act on them. Find someone who's not a UPS delivery person. Your brother, for example.
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Well I was thinking about doing something with him tonight...you see I really want to catch him masturbating and then jump in and suprise him
