No, no. Never say "I'm such a slut". Always ask, "Am I a slut?"
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The greatest thing just happened to me...
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I'm not into man boobs...but I've already told him he's going to get cancer if he's not cut. By the way...a little birdie told me that you did one of your floor guys yesterday. I was told you just couldn't resist the hot Cuban bent over installing the floor, that you just had to sneak up behind him and poke him
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One of the guys was tall and pony-tailed. Who could resist? The other guy was short and stout. If only my Spanish were better. I tried to say, "Sir, you have a nice ass.", but it came out something like, "Pal, please don't circumcise me on your table saw."
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I knew something was up cause you weren't on here a lot yesterday. Maybe you should leave your workmen alone and let them do their job. All those condoms you're throwing on the floor afterwards are probably making the wood lay uneven.
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Condoms? They said we didn't need to use condoms. Do you think I'm pregnant?
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and speaking of an uneven lay... should I tell my wife that I like to put oil from the tuna cans on my niples and lie in the back yard, waiting for nieghbourhood cats?I'm not sure she'll understand, afterall she's un-cut.
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You might want to take a pregnancy test to be on the safe side. In case Pablo is the father, you'll want to catch him and tell him before he heads back to Cuba on a vintage taxi that floats.
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so that's where all the meowing has been coming from lately
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I like chocolate.
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chocolate men?
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Oh, of course. I admire black men so much. It must be so hard for them having such massive dicks. I'm white and 12 inches, will black women just laugh at me if they see my penis? Am I too small for them?
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If your girth doesn't match your length then you're in trouble, they don't call it the black hole for nothing
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Well, all I know is that I want to have sex with my sister. Should I paint her black?
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if you shit on her back beforehand that counts
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Great, I have a container full of shit that I use to masterbate with. I'll try that. By the way Amanda, how old are you? How big are you? Do you want to go on cam and show me your penis?And InSearch, what the fuck is wrong with Family Guy!?!!?!?
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yo, any ladies wanna PVT?PM me your email and I'll send picsso, uh, whats the difference between a prostate and a prostitute (or does it matter)?
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"prostate" = "pro" + "state", which means a prostate is for the state, which means you bow down to W, which means you're prostrate.Now "prostitute" = "pro" (for) + "sti" (or sty, the annoying thing you get on your eye) + "tute" (or toot, the sound a horn makes). So "prostitute" is one who's in favor of annoying the horny.During business hours, a prostitute is supine, not prostrate, so I don't think there's a connection.
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I use to be a prostatitate
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It's difficult to pee when your prostitute is swollen.
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I've never had to pee before, my body is special