I don’t know where else this story would be posted so I will post it here since I just generally find it funny. My friend told me that one of his friends used to love anal sex with his girlfriend and one day he started having trouble peeing and was in a bit of pain in the old Winston Churchill so he went to the doctor and for some fucking weird reason took his mommy with him (considering he’s like 20). After the doctor did a few things he told him in front of his loving mother "you need to be a little bit less rough with your anal sex" and that he had a piece of sweet corn rammed down his penile hole. Fuck knows if this is true or if my friend was bull shitting but either way this is one hell of a funny story.
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"Corny" Joke
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lol "corny" joke... i wouldn't really call that a joke... i'd call that a very unfortunate situation that just happens to be funny in a twisted way
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Lol i guess it isnt really a joke, you wouldnt tell it at the dinner table to your family anyway. Well you could but they may not like it.
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lol ya
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that's just silly. It does however remind me of how the band Korn came up with their name
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Well they must have been loking for a name that had somthing to do with how their music sounds . Untouchables was ok but i didnt like the rest much.
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yeah, I lost interest very soon