Gotta impress the sheilas, mate. By the way, we Aussies don't spell "masutrubation" with an "e". Don't they teach you Yanks how to spell?
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Masterbation in public??
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Ummm...I'm all confused... The poster shows as SteveA but talks about being an Australian and refers to me as a yank???
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Sorry, that was the evil and confused SteveA. I've dispatched him and he will no longer be a bother.
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Masterbation passes the time when I'm stuck in Toronto traffic. You have to watch out for the truckers. Some are very curious. They must see a lot of stuff going on.
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How do you manage to jerk off whilst driving (even if you are in traffic...) ?!?! It would be impossible for me...I think I shall have to start analysing other drivers in the jams from now on, because other people have told me they do this...
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well at least you have a free hand to steer with! runs off into corner and cries
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Thanks to cruise control, makes masturbation simple. Remember to keep your dick in a big plastic bag. I often use my left knee to steer is I have to. It all works out in the end.
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Do you have cell phone sex while your doing that? I hope you have a hands-free kit.
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What else are you gonna do while you're stuck on the 401 express while the collectors is flying by. you're not alone my friend.
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well i've cummed twice in "sorta" public place. my g/f (at the time, now my wife) and i were in the florida keys and we were at an AWESOME beach, clear water, light sand....neways. we went kinda far out and away from the "beachy" area. it stays shallow for a while there. and we were getting kinda hot (no pun intened) we started making out and stuff. and she saw i had a hard on, and i was like "u wanna play?" kinda jokingly but she said yes. we were already down on our knees in the water and i busted out the wang (lol) and she started jerking, right in the ocean and everything! it was awesome! i finally cummed and we watched my little spermies go off in the current.the other time was when me and her (same girl as above) we at the beach by where we lived, yes it was at night. we were sitting against the wall facing the beach right next to the pier and we started kissing again. i told her i wanted head and so she obliged. what a blow job, blew it all in her mouth. she kept getting nervous b/c this kid on the pier was shining lights all around the beach, and she thought we'd be caught, i donno about me tho, i think it was kinda exciting.
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In reply to:i finally cummed and we watched my little spermies go off in the current. You're probably the reason why there are a lot of fish out there who have never known their father...
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In reply to: You're probably the reason why there are a lot of fish out there who have never known their father... LMFAO!
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That's how mermaids are made