i love my girlfriend more than anything, everything about her is absolutely beautiful to me. She doesnt realize how great she is and how lucky a guy i am to get to be with her.
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Profiles and Ages
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tell her, as often as you can..........send her a white rose with a card saying just that.........she'll get the message
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thats a great idea, I was also thinking of presenting the rose and card naked with just a red bow on my penis and telling her she is my goddess and my only purpose in life is to serve her
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awww thats great fun, yeah i would do that one
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In reply to:
I was also thinking of presenting the rose and card naked with just a red bow on my penis
Wow! I can't believe I've never thought of doing this. Mind if I 'borrow' your idea for tomorrow night? On the subject of tomorrow night, I saw a film or TV series a couple of years ago where some bloke talks about a great foreplay trick with Alka-Seltzer 'inserted' into his female partner. Does anybody on here know the specifics of this - I'd kinda like to try it :smile:
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See, I should call my bf and tell him to do that. But that may seem desperate and commanding. Maybe I can disguise my voice lol.
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Im not sure some alien voice demanding he tie a ribbon around his penis would go down very well hon LMAO
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rofl. True, so I'll just put on my brother's voice. I sound just like him if I can get my voice really deep, hurts though. You should see how many pranks I've pulled on his gfs and friends. But not to be mean, just for revenge on my brohter for certain things...
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**so your BF wouldn't be freaked out by your brother telling him to tie a ribbon around his penis either ? LMAO..........think you might just have to be demanding hon **
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lol, I think you're right *gets out the whip*
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Ummm...I realise it's unlikely to happen...but if you do decide to put on your brother's voice and phone your BF telling him to turn up wearing nothing but a strategically placed ribbon and he decides to do it...you may want to consider finding yourself another BF
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Or catch him before he gets to you brother. Guilt will give you lots and lots of presents and wild sweaty apology sex!
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In reply to: Am I the only one who wishes more people at leats filled in their age? Getting this thread back on track...I've updated my profile just in case anybody's interested
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Why hasn't anyone brought out the handcuffs? I've got a pair if anyone wants to use them wink They're pink and fuzzy!
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*comes back, walks in the room, sees the people.oh gosh what are all you guys doing in my room
