So, everyone on here has a dirty little mind. Yes, you do. Don't try to deny it. First thing that comes to mind when you see someone of the opposite sex who looks "hott" is well sex. That's normal. This thing was sent to me by email. I don't know if any of you had gotten this before. If not read on. a girls first time (Assume you are a girl if you are a boy) It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he ;refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him ;more room for an easy entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses ;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood (ew) as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all,it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. Naughty, Naughty! What were you thinkin' ? PERVERT I know what you were thinking!I just found this to be really funny. Just goes to show how dirty our minds really sre. Shame shame shame
Girls first time
The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.
- Moulin Rouge (love that movie)
Wow, is that full of sexual inuendo or what? I never would've thought a dentist. LOL. That was weird.
"I'll hold you in our last moment
Don't let go, don't fight it
I'll hold you as the sky falls
Hold onto me and stand tall
As fire rains fro...
So the dentist had sex with the girl... score!!!!
The Word of God - Surprisingly indistinguishable from one's own personal opinion.
thats what i thought..
It Don't Mean A Thing, If It Ain't Got That Swing...
I found this early this year, and I showed all my mates and they all thought it was dirty as well :grin: