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    grvtykllr

    I have no idea, I do not stick my finger in my ass when I am playing five knuckle shuffle, however, my wifes finger in my ass during sex feels in-fucking-credible.

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    grvtykllr

    so does mine, same curve I mean, up and to the left a bit, mostly bowed up. I have never had a complaint, and that upwards curve? seems to me its an advantage, hits areas a straight dick misses. never a complaint, not with with wife, and not with any of many girls before her. You worry far to much about shit that can not be controlled or altered. You got what ya got and nothing changes it, learn to use it and how to use it and your fingers, mouth and tongue too.

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    grvtykllr

    looking at the assortment of lubes I have in my nightstand, not a single one says approved by FDA. FDA is food and drug admin, they do not do lube. I happen to have several different brands, for my money, I like astroglide or Wet for sex, if your gonna be sticking your tongue in it after its been lubed up I like emotion lotion, that shit that gets hot when ya blow on it. Iv been through many lubes, have many half empty and nearly full bottles that did not pass the test. I would throw them out, but sometimes I run out of my favorites and need a back up. So long as they are not too old, I use them, if they are I chuck em in the trash. Been using various lubes (read lubes, purchased as lube for the purpose of sex, not vasoline or various oils) for easy 20 years, never a problem with water based lubes.

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    grvtykllr

    No matter how big you claim your dick is, no matter how you measure it with what system, all that matters is how big it feels when its in her, so call it what ya will, and there is simply no help for changing your cock size. it is what it is. No pills, no stretching bullshit, no cock enlargers, the only thing that shit does is make gullible people spend money. If your dick doesnt do it for her, you best figure out how yo use your fingers and tongue to make sure she gets off. Even if your dick is huge ya better have more in the bag to pull out than just your dick.

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    grvtykllr

    Im really not violent, I am just really really good at violence.Id rather not have to kick the fuck out of people. I look at my kids and I think Id go batshit if they came home with 20 stitches over an eye or missing teeth or knees that are on the side of the leg instead of the front, broken jaws and crushed eye sockets. I really do not want to have to hurt people, these fuckers make me hurt them, and I just happen to be really good at hurting people.I used to enjoy it, I guess Im fucking old because i no longer take great joy and breaking some fuckheads leg and a few ribs.i still do it when called upon to do so, but I no longer enjoy it. Was not my first trip to jail, more than likely will not be my last, trouble finds me. Now there are a few people I intend to put in the hospital, I have specific reasons for each of them. Outside of them however, I do not care for it any more. part of its my reputation in a small town, people seek me out to beat my ass, plus we always have the revenge factor, and some asshole running his mouth, loud mouth assholes in the store that think they can talk to me and tell me to fucking move or take shit out of my hand, well they have to be dealt with. people I yell at for being an idiot in traffic who then offer to kick my ass. Dumb mother fuckers who hit on my WIFE. These fuckheads make me hit them, their fault, not mine, fuck em, they get what they got coming to them. Like I said, I just happen to be really good at breaking bones and knocking people out, id rather not do it, but I sure as fuck am not afraid or unwilling to do it either.

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    grvtykllr

    I measure from her lips to where I can see the bulge in her throat when Iv got it sank balls deep.

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    grvtykllr

    I talk to you all the time on facebook, you know what I been up to! writing filthy shit on scotty's facebook! and Lish's! I love to write shit on hers! sometimes you write shit that I can not resist a smart ass comment on so I write shit on yours too, mostly I stalk and attack with scotty and try to totally trash out a post till its deleted or Im blocked. facebook was invented for me to be entertained.

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    grvtykllr

    BTW thor, I was thinking about you just the other night when I was watching some videos. What would remind me of you all this time later since i last typed to you? glad you asked...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXIGwiVg8s0

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    grvtykllr

    Why does everyone always assume Im in jail? this was my first jail trip in ... well a fairly long fucking time, and for once, I did not deserve it. actually for the most part I never deserved it. People fuck with me, I knock the fuck out of them. WHy is it the guy that wins the fight goes to jail instead of the asshole that started it? they never lock up the fucker thats beat to shit and missing teeth even if he is the one that started shit and the other defended himself.

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    grvtykllr

    I bullshit with waldo once in a while on the phone or facebook, he is alive, doing fine.

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