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    I often orgasm in my dreams. I wonder if I do it for real, too?

    Hmm..

    Either way, I wake up the happiest camper ever the next morning.

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    magnum

    Okay, so, my poo cycle isn't really normal, with mild IBS and what not, but today was just gross. Had my cup of coffee, which makes me poo, and went to poo...Really felt like I had to, but all that came out is muccus. Ugh. Sometimes, I get this, but only a little. This was like I just blew my nose, and by nose, I mean ass.Ew.So, I finally did go poo, and one little piece was covered with muccus-ey looking orange stuff. I've never had this before, and it freaked me right the eff out.Thoughts?

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    magnum

    Um..no vag has a 'fresh' smell. Not to me. I mean, I associate 'fresh' with, like, laundry detergent. Mine smells a little musky most of the time..like..I don't know how to describe it. It's a warm smell. The husband likes it.We both know I'm getting close to my period if he goes down on me and it tastes sour. Not horrifically sour, just a little bit.

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    magnum

    Could be just a regular old cyst. Pretty much every woman on the face of the planet has had at least one and most never know it. They can hurt like whoa, too.Also, that winter and the period thing...I never noticed it before, but my last one was super harsh. Thinking back, I can recall first winter periods being rough. Interesting.

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    magnum

    Wow, I didn't even mention the size or the shape and she thinks it's gross? ..hmm.BTW, the fear is gone. After a long weekend, I successfully poo'ed twice at home. Yay!

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    magnum

    You mean, people don't usually do that...?That's pretty much what I have to do. Well, maybe not, as I plan to start going to the gym everyday, again. Holy...the last time I did that, for the first week, I would poo 5-7 times a day.It makes me want to go for a colonic, except the thought of doing that makes me want to curl up and die.

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    magnum

    I hate hairy backs. You could be a beast with every other part of your body, and it won't bother me, but the back had best be smooth or I'm not touching it.

    That's just me, though.

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    magnum

    I do!! I know I do!! It's sad, really. I get so cranky when I can't go.

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    magnum

    You should go to planned parenthood. They can't tell anyone. If you did, in fact, have a miscarriage, you need to get looked at. There can be serious complications from not getting everything taken care of.

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    magnum

    Not really, no. I've never really been O/C about anything. See, I think it's because I'm (relatively) more active at work..I run errands and what not..and my house is not really near enough to any place for me to walk there..I should just buy a treadmill and stick it in the bathroom.

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