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    My theory on remaining friends, because I've done it, me and my ex are good friends, both of them actually, and the secret is not to rush it, let things cool down, move on, if you try to force a friendship after a breakup, you get jealous and mad.

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    wipes off fogged up glassesDamn skippy, why cho all the way on the other side of Canada? Git on over here! Damn hot if yeh ask me.

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    Thanks for the advice, yeah, everything you guys are saying is what I've been thinking, but it never hurts to have someone tell you, ya know? I'm hanging out with her on thursday, gonna be fuuun! woo!

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    Yeah, that was pretty much my train of thought as well. sigh why is life so complicated? with all that crap, my dad called me a short while ago and told me that my grandma's cancer is advancing...these are dark days in Lukeville indeed.

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    Hey guys, I haven't made a real post on here in a while, things have been...mediocere at best. I just feel like...like nothing is...nothing is the way I want it to be. I've got a job, but its been crappy lately, people are assholes, manager is a jerk, the only bright thing about my work, hell my life, is this girl named Jenn. She's amazing, a short little blond, she's kind, and funny and she makes me feel...I dunno, like I can breath after being under water for months. She broke up with her boyfriend a few days ago, sho obviously she's devistated, me being the guy I am, no matter what I feel for her, her feelings are first, so I am trying to be there for her, help her through it. We've hung out together a few times, she calls them 'dates' but I dunno if she means that seriously, doubt it cause she was with her bf at the time. They were the most amazing times I've had in so long, maybe even my life, all we did was watch movies and go to our resturant for dinner. I guess what I'm trying to say is, am I just fooling myself that she might actually like me? She is really flirty by nature, and she says we're friends, says I'm a really good friend. Is it possible that if I'm there for her enough...maybe...or am I just being stupid and is this gonna be another dead end in my life. I know you guy's will probly say 'theres lots of fish in the sea' but Jenn...I don't know how to say it any better than 'she's not a fish'. Any words of wisdom, possitive or negative, would be much apreciated, cause I just can't do this anymore, I can't find all the answers myself.

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    well obviously its a rather silly question to take literally, but if you supose its hypothetical, perhapse a better question would be, if there were two penis's floating in mid air, one was big, one was average, which would you lay down infront of and let do you? hypothetical of course, literally you'd run in terror from the disembodied boners, well...maybe:P

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    the question is if there were two identical twins who acted exactly the same, but one has a bigger funstick than the other, poor dear, he could choke a walrus with that thing...which one would you bone? and the point i would assume is to once again prove that size doesnt matter and that you can ask anything you want on a forum and noone will care!...or something like that.

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    i am pretty sure that a president who associates with a wider populus base than just old white christian males will do a fine job.

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    maid!!!I'm already a chef/dishwasher, so i got that covered, lol

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    well, as they say "different strokes for different folks", "one mans garbage, anothers treasure" and all that jazz, but in my honest opinion, bald is loads better, and he really should not care, and if he does than he really isnt worthy of you.

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