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    straightdude

    Cum on potato chips, that actually sounds good! I oughta try that. Thanks Kopite1979!

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    straightdude

    Speaking of the sleep subject, if I don't masturbate slightly before (or in bed), I have a TOUGH time going to sleep. It kind of sucks!

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    Lol, llama orgy laughs head off! But dude seriously, SUCKING YOUR OWN FATHERS COCK, WRONG! If your Mom knew, scary conseqences my friend, SCARY .

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    straightdude

    Yep, two days for me! Luckily we have a second house in Colorado and it's a two story so I don't have to worry about waking my parents up, PHEW!!

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    I went to this pool party with 4 other girls and they're not gay but they did somethin so dang horny! The birthday girl got a hershey chocolate can and poured some chocolate on her. Then she wanted to take pictures of the other girls licking the chocolate off. My cock got really hard and lucky for me they didn't notice . I was in a swim suit so you guys KNOW how that works. Yeah I really have been wondering how women have sex. Goes to yahoo and checks out lesbian porn.

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    straightdude

    I'm 16 and my farthest cumshot was 9 feet. What's weird for me is that if I DON'T masturbate everyday I only shoot a couple inches (5 inches).

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    straightdude

    I know that it's risky but if you feel THAT insecure about your skin, go to a tanning salon. Or you could try and use the non-risky route by putting this tanning lotion on or something.

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    Yeah, don't worry Ty. I SWEAR I am NOT lying but for as long as I can remember, I've had feelings for girls. That's probably why 95% of me friends are girls. I'm surprised about something though, I read that not having many guy friends causes some sort of weird sexual needing of boys :open_mouth: :blush:. THANK GOD I don't have that. No, I did not use God's name in vain... I AM TRULY thanking him.

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    I know guys are supposed to have LOTS of hair but my legs have tons and I only just started puberty despite me being 16. I don't want to be a bear (it means VERY hairy) but I can't just cut some off. Should I just be happy that I'm hairy in the legs or should I just foget' about it?

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    That's how I felt when my first crush hurt me when I was 14. She didn't mean too. This butthead (I could type worse but cussing is a sin and I NEED TO STOP IT!) named Phillip cheated on her. Don't worry buddy, you'll find another girl like me and the other guys!

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    straightdude

    Cheer up punku2, if you did your best, that's as good as you can do!

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    straightdude

    I posted this somewhere I else but I started masturbating when I was 3! I didn't know it was called masturbating since... JANUARY!!!! Isn't that SAD, me a 16 year-old NOT knowing what playing with your stick, rubbing the meat, PLAYING WITH YOURSELF is called?

    Heh, sorry for tha' yelling.

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    straightdude

    One time I masturbated 4 times. But I usually (now) do it like... 2 times.

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    About the penis size survey that I did, those measurements were old measurements and I haven't seen how big it is in a while! WELL, I measured it just now and it's 5 inches when flaacid and 8 when ROCK HARD! I was wondering why it looked bigger than it did.

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    straightdude

    My Algebra grade average is 94 (THANK YOU MATH TUTOR!), Biology averages are 93 (1st 9 weeks), 94 (second 9 weeks), 94 (3rd nine weeks), my English is 100 and my History average is a 47% and I don't give a sh**! Who in the heck needs history, IT SUCKS! I heard it's a basic understanding about life. I know freakin' plenty about life. Please forgive me about my bad language, WHENEVER I talk about history, it ticks me off!

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    Like I said, I am SOOOO getting circumsized when I'm in college. I think out of the house (I don't want to leave my parent's 8000 sq. ft house!) is WAY to long. I do feel sorry for the pain! GET WELL SOON SO YOU CAN JACK-OFF!

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    The way they laugh, IT'S SO DANG SEXY! Or at least the way my soon-to-be-girlfriend and her girlfriends' laughs! Basically their hair, teeth, smile... I'm having an orgasm just thinking about it.

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    straightdude

    Are you circumsized tyler? That might have to do w/ it.

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    straightdude

    Yesterday, I shot about 5 feet! I couldn't believe it, I masturbate all of the time.

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    straightdude

    Um... SX RX RR are you a lesbian? I have no problem w/ homosexuality... DON'T WORRY! I think doggy style is well, WRONG! When I have a wife, THAT IS OFF MY LIST!

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