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    Studtmaster

    >And he's still your friend why?

    He's my next door neighbor; he just comes by for the hell of it. He also has a crush on my sister.


    >First thing I'd do is confront him and say "Rule #1. If you must wank, do it in the privacy of the bathroom, and clean up after yourself. Rule #2. If Rule #1 is broken, you stay out of my house, for good"

    This isn't the first time he's jacked off onto stuff in my house. Most of the time it's just funny. I'd sort of feel bad about telling him that anyway.

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    Studtmaster

    Once I unwisely went twenty hours without wanking. I found a deck of Bicycle cards and used that as a stimulant.

    PS; I later sold that deck at a yard sale.

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    >?The good thing about keyboards is that they're cheap and easy to replace. Hopefully he didn't ejaculate into the CD reader.

    Perhaps I wasn't clear. He jacked off into the circuitry (the computer was OPEN; I was repairing it).

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    Studtmaster

    Once I used an empty V8 bottle. Another time (when I was younger) I used a wrench. It hurt like hell getting it out. I also tried to mold one out of play-doh (it didn't work out very well).

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    Studtmaster

    >Heh why on earth did they do that?


    He masturbates everywhere. Once he ejaculated all over the VHS box of "Groundhog Day" (don't ask me).

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    Studtmaster

    At school, I went into one of the teacher's private bathrooms to jack off. you guessed it, my english teacher caught me.

    I was at my friend's house, I looked through his yearbook and started whacking. It might not have gone over so bad if he hadn't seen that I was jacking off to a picture of his sister.

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    Studtmaster

    This is an odd question, but one of my buddies whacked off into my computer while I was repairing it. Is this bad for the circuitry?

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    Studtmaster

    Try spitting on your penis and then whacking off, pretending that you're giving yourself head. It's a biazarre psychological thing that really works.

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    Studtmaster

    Any kind of porn is good while doing it...afterwards your perspective really changes, man.

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    Studtmaster

    I used to, but when I ejactulated all over her face by accident, that was the end of it.

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